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    She looks wasted again to me. Her skin is too orange and her lips are too red.
    What a mess.

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    Her lips look terrible!!!And she looks like a prostitute!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRAZY 'N' NUTS View Post
    Yep, she's definately got her boobs done.. I doubt it first, but now its too obvious. Her boobs hung before, now they look like porn star boobs.

    As for her make up, looks like she's preparing to join the circus. Makes me laugh how this bitch poses like she's the shit, yeah right......she just smells and looks like it
    i agree with everything you said.

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    She looks awful!

    Very cheap and pornstarish. She does not look good with Brunette hair, the tan is too dark, the lips too red, the boobs too out there. She lost her appeal when she lost Nick.
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    Where to start...I agree with everyone about the boob job. She had big, natural boobs before and unless she's packin' some serious tape or undergarments, she's had a lift and a little something else. The pout that she makes is silly looking. She makes herself have a duck mouth when she doesn't. And she's waaaaay too orange!

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    Trash.
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    did she always have that bump in her nose too??
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    Did Nick take all the mirrors in the house with him when he moved?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    did she always have that bump in her nose too??
    Yes, that along with her wicked eyebrows and pointy teeth are the reasons I couldn't ever find her drop dead gorgeous when everyone did.

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    What was she thinking?! The dress is pretty but not on her. The lipstick is awful ... did she do something to her lips (again) or is she just too cool to smile?

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    ummmmmm.........is she trying to look like jessica rabbit hehehe

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    I think she looks nice actually, although the red lips are a tad too much.
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    I wonder how it feels to be John Mayer at events like this. How does it feel to have the whole room saying, "The guy brought a prostitute!" How could you not stand there and be humiliated by her? She looks like a cheap whore!!! Her dress is awful---put the sagbags back into their corral---and get some REAL hair going. That lipstick. Was this a joke? Seriously. This event is not the 2007 Tranny Gala. You look at her and it's baffling...how could she have thought she looked nice, even presentable.

    Mayer: All I can say is, I hope you understand that men who show up with sluts like this are actually the laughing stock of the world. Men may like whores in the bedroom but they look for real ladies to take in public. You accompanied what looks to be a transvestite prostitute to an event at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC. I hope the shame has finally slapped you in the face, because this is her chart topper so far...really a work of art.

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    Wait, I thought he actually showed up on the red carpet with some other unknown chick, not Jessica? I know I saw a picture of him on the red carpet with some other brunette chick in a black dress that was definitely not Jessica Simpson. This girl actually looked like a real female and was even pretty. Anyone else see that?

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    even thou i am more of a fan of her blonde, i think she looks pretty damn gorgeous here

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