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    Posers. Go get a room and make noises.
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    ^hehe... still not seeing the love between them. They seem more interested in having their photos taken by the paps.

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    this is so lame. nobody acts like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flecjill View Post
    Whether the relationship is fake (i think it is) or not, I've lost a lot of respect for him for being seen with her like that.
    Ditto. I thought John had better taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Posers. Go get a room and make noises.
    I can totally see them just sitting there, Jessica reading a magazine, bored, and making sporadic, loud moans and grunts of 'passion.' Maybe even throw in a couple of wall bangs for good measure

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    If I had the paps constantly taking pictures of me, I'd probably come off as fake and self-conscious. Maybe that's the case with them. I hope they are a "real" couple and they're happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkur View Post
    "WHY AM I HERE???"
    Run John, run!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    I can totally see them just sitting there, Jessica reading a magazine, bored, and making sporadic, loud moans and grunts of 'passion.' Maybe even throw in a couple of wall bangs for good measure

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    When rumors circulated the first time that they were a couple, he seemed almost offended that people would presume he'd be with someone like her. Now that they're officially a couple, I can't shake that he seems to only be part of this staging to help his career and to get into her pants. They're an odd match.

    They have zero chemistry and he always looks bored with her. I also think she's a lot more into him and is going to be heart broken when all of this ends.

    It also seems suspicious to me that a guy who bemoans the media attention would take up with one of the most popular and sought out entertainers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    That side-boob action is grossing me out...
    I KNOW!! I thought I was the only one grossed out by the side-saggy-boob shots.
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    Default Saggy Baggy Tits

    She has one of the grossest set of saggy baggy tits I have ever seen! Makes me shudder. she thinks that just because her boobs are large (and I don't think they're DDs, like she and pimpa joe like to say, but probably Cs) they look good exposed in public. SO WRONG!!!

    They hang like udders on a cow. It's time to get them lifted and reduced. those shots of the side boobage literally make my stomach turn.

    she's just really all over nasty. that dress was made for a girl with normal, perky boobs, not her sagging granny hooters.

    did I mention these pictures looked staged---actually they are since the paparazzi were right there photographing them. I don't know which shot is more ridiculous. That one of her "frolicking" like a school girl with her 58 year old momma boobs swinging in the breeze is literally laughable and phony. And John Mayer photographing her with his personal camera...he probably didn't even put any film/photo card in the camera. I wouldn't want to remember anything about her. I think their little visit to Australia certainly helped get his name in the papers over there, didn't it? Hmmmm


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    So many things to say - they have no chemistry, this looks like a staged photo-op - and what the hell is she wearing??? And the side view of the saggy boob is just gross.

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    It always seems like she's totally into him in these pics. If it's fake, she's a good actress. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss A View Post
    It always seems like she's totally into him in these pics. If it's fake, she's a good actress. :-)
    Well, I do agree with that. She looks like she's totally into him, but he doesn't seem to be that into her. I feel for her if this was orchestrated.

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    The look on Mayer's face is like, "If I don't get a hit show with Nick's sloppy seconds in 6 months, I'm gonna leave this bimbo.

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