Jessica and Ashlee Simpson arriving at the Met Bar in London (09/22/2006)

[buttmunch]

Jessica looks 'duh' and Ashlee looks like a cookie cutter.

[Kitty!]

thay're both ugly in my honest opinion!

[sophie]

sick of both of them like, seriously. i think that after a while theres nothing more you can say, do, or think about a star...they just need to dissapear if only for a week where NOONE talked, wrote, thought, about them or listened the shit they pass for music.

[serenity]

Jessica's eye's look funny in every picture I've seen of her lately. I wonder if she uses drugs. They have that "speed" look.

[saimamom]

Jess looks like a fish-lipped Uncle Fester.

[southernbelle]

Jessica has the classic "coke" mouth (like Mary-Kate Olsen) where she constantly does bizarre, awkward things with her mouth like rolling/biting her lips or tongue because of the drugs. She is on SOMETHING.

[Bellatheball]

Short curvy girls should never, ever wear f me boots. Never. It just makes her look shorter and fat.