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Old September 6th, 2006, 01:50 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I think it's their baby. I don't have any reason to believe otherwise.
My question is: What's up with the cover title?
"Yes, Suri She's Our Baby!"
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The issue includes a 22 page family portfolio, with the tagline a play on the term "Yessiree," or the song "Yes Sir She's/That's My Baby," reading, "Yes Suri, She's Our Baby!
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I've never seen a baby with that much and dark hair! Looks unnaturel...
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Old September 6th, 2006, 02:28 PM   #47 (permalink)
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">The issue includes a 22 page family portfolio, with the tagline a play on the term "Yessiree," or the song "Yes Sir She's/That's My Baby," reading, "Yes Suri, She's Our Baby! </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Gotcha. Ok, now I get it. Makes so much more sense now. Thanks!
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Old September 6th, 2006, 02:36 PM   #48 (permalink)
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i hate to say it but she looks like Tom

i guess they had a good turkey-baster technician.
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Old September 6th, 2006, 02:58 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Another pic!



So cute!
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Old September 6th, 2006, 03:06 PM   #50 (permalink)
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When I looked at that picture, I honestly got the chills. It is spooky how this child looks. If I didn't know better, I would SWEAR this kid was photoshopped. Some kids look more like the mother than father or vice versa or some look like Uncle Paul from way back, but it is eery how much this child is an exact blend of these two wackjobs.
Just sit back and look at that kid's eyes. I'm sorry, but I get a Damien-Omen vibe from this kid-like it knows a hell of a lot more than a baby should....it's freaky.
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Old September 6th, 2006, 03:14 PM   #51 (permalink)
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She is cute, poor Suri she is going to live the rest of her life looking like Tom.
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Old September 6th, 2006, 03:17 PM   #52 (permalink)
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When I looked at that picture, I honestly got the chills. It is spooky how this child looks. If I didn't know better, I would SWEAR this kid was photoshopped. Some kids look more like the mother than father or vice versa or some look like Uncle Paul from way back, but it is eery how much this child is an exact blend of these two wackjobs.
Just sit back and look at that kid's eyes. I'm sorry, but I get a Damien-Omen vibe from this kid-like it knows a hell of a lot more than a baby should....it's freaky.
YES YES ME TOO!!
I was actually googling for a Damien pic to do a comparison.
She looks like an adult in a babies' body in that pic.
Maybe they just airbrushed the bejesus out of her and unintentionally made her look like a grown up.... or maybe we ARE looking at a pic of the next world dominator... mummie.. I am scared..
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Old September 6th, 2006, 03:50 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Guess we'll never see this baby again, IN CANDIDS, because what we see is NOT REAL! I wonder how much the REAL mom rented her baby for to do this photoshoot. She's either rich, dead, or is somewhere with Xenu by now. And can we say Photoshopped much? The real baby that borrowed its body to "Suri's" fake face can be even a blond boy with Katie's baby face glued to it, for all we know. I DON'T buy it, never have, never will.
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Old September 6th, 2006, 03:56 PM   #54 (permalink)
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I don't know I really expected a really beautiful child..but katie has really odd features kind of like a hound dog..with droopy eyes..kind looks slightly like her..nothing like him..maybe we will be able to tell when it gets older...
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Old September 6th, 2006, 03:57 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Cute kid - she only looks "older" because of all that hair. Whether she came out of a test tube or not, she looks like both her parents. However, I must admit I had a bit of a Damien 666 moment when I first saw her.

My nephew had masses of hair at the same age, it made look a lot older - its taken til the age of 16 to grow into his features and he is so goddam handsome now!

I just hope she grows up to be a happy healthy little girl.
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Old September 6th, 2006, 04:02 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Another pic!



So cute!
Dear Lord, I wish I didn't this see this pic. TomKat looks okay but Suri? WTF , NOT pretty. She was passable in the others.
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Old September 6th, 2006, 04:03 PM   #57 (permalink)
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^^ that pic was doctored.

the real pic looks way more normal...dammit, I'm gonna have to buy the mah now just to see the 22 pages...
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This picture looks like it's been photoshopped to make Suri look alien-ish or more asian...lol Either way, look at Tom's eyes...this kid has his eyeballs.





This picture is hilarious---the REAL Suri.

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Has anyone else noticed that ThetinTom and KrazyKatie seem to have thier eyes closed in every shot? How wierd is that? And the last picture, if I might paraphrase gawker, who ordered a 2-year-old asian kid from central casting?
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Old September 6th, 2006, 04:26 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Another pic!



So cute!
I'm sorry, but that is one fugly infant Looks like a friggin' alien in that pic!
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