Britney Spears Stumbles and Almost Drops Baby Sean Preston (05/18/2006) - Page 2

tictac · May 18th, 2006, 08:23 PM

She'll drop her kid in a heartbeat but holds onto that drink for dear life.

UndercoverGator · May 18th, 2006, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsMarsters

Because those stubby arms of her are extra strong.

Shhhhhhhh! You cannot label any of her body parts 'stubby' or 'stumps' else the Britney-defenders jump into action. But I agree, stubby arms to match those stumpy legs.

Who's the guy with her?

yoohoo · May 18th, 2006, 08:31 PM

IT does seem like mpst celebs never use strollers. They always carry the kid. Seems really dangerous to me. Now she has proven it. After seh craps out this next one i hope the docter goes in adn fixes so she cant have any mroe. she is ways way too stupid to ahve kids.

MrsMarsters · May 18th, 2006, 08:36 PM

I thought he was a stunt double for jim carrey in ace ventura?

KD · May 18th, 2006, 08:37 PM

Perhaps we should all get together and send little SP a helmet that he can wear when he is with his mommy.

**Mr. Authority** · May 18th, 2006, 08:39 PM

God damn, my 4 year old niece can carry a baby better than Britney.

Why she (or any other celebrity) can't just buy a stroller and use them for their babies I'll never know. If she's this bad with carrying her kids, think about how K-Fed carries Sean. He probably holds him the same way he holds a 40 oz.

enctpc · May 18th, 2006, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by kdkonrath

Perhaps we should all get together and send little SP a helmet that he can wear when he is with his mommy.

I will be in on that.. Poor little thing has no chance with Britt and KFed as parents, even with all her money he is starting way behind.....
I think she needs to use two arms to hold onto SP ...drop the drink not the kid.

milky*mcgee · May 18th, 2006, 08:42 PM

Gee Britney...nice going.

She held onto that fucking glass of water steadier than she did her son. Wouldn't you just drop the water and use that hand to support your falling baby?

Somerset · May 18th, 2006, 08:43 PM

Why is she only holding him with one arm, like he's a chihuahua or something? What a trainwreck. She was not ready to be a mother and she still is not. If this kid wasn't born "special," he sure is going to be thanks to her.

Bellatheball · May 18th, 2006, 08:46 PM

Why why why put a hat on sideways. She's just begging Little P to be like his dad. Damn.

She might not have tripped if her pants were the right length.

I carry my kid all the time with one arm. It's generally not too hard. They gradually gain weight and you don't even notice that they're getting heavier. That aside, she's still an eee-dji-ot.

euro-kitty · May 18th, 2006, 09:04 PM

What I can't understand is why she didn't leggo the f'ing drink and try to save the baby!

DeChayz · May 18th, 2006, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by kdkonrath

Perhaps we should all get together and send little SP a helmet that he can wear when he is with his mommy.

I got a better idea - how bout we all chip in & get K-Fed a vasectomy, or at least a damn box of condoms

mtlebay · May 18th, 2006, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by darksithbunny

Well that will happen when you are pregnant, walking in high heels w/a baby on your hip.

I'm SURE it was those shoes--platform wedges will do it to ANYONE, let alone holding a baby!!

ETA: and those platform are even too small--what a bonehead. She's hopeless!

KD · May 18th, 2006, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DeChayz

I got a better idea - how bout we all chip in & get K-Fed a vasectomy, or at least a damn box of condoms

I am in on that!

Voodoo Child · May 18th, 2006, 09:14 PM

Oh boy.