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    Default Re: Brad Pitt With Bruised Eye & Swollen Face (03/20/2006)

    Maybe Michael Douglas beat him up? Or Oprah, or any of the other celebs who hate him now. He is so ugly.

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    Micheal Douglas silly remarks were made purely out of jealousy. He doesn't have the most beautiful woman in Hollywood anymore, and he can't stand it! Those remarks were really rich coming from a recovering 'sex addict', who jilted his own wife, for that barracuda, Zeta Jones.

    Meanwhile, Pitt is looking the worst for wear. He's started smoking and drinking heavily again, and appearing in public with his handsome face both bruised and swollen. Although let's give "Girl interrupted" the benifit of the doubt. Perhaps his appearance was the result of a particularly wild SM session, with his 7 months pregnant sex fiend girl friend. Guess who wears the ball gag in that relationship? Still, it's not as risky as piloting your own plane. There's a good woman behind every successful man, so homelss bum might well be Pitt's future. He should'a stuck with Anniston.

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    ^^

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    Default Re: Brad Pitt With Bruised Eye & Swollen Face (03/20/2006)

    Billy Bob? Oh no don't insult poor Billy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luna
    Angelina socked him.
    No -- it was Maddox. He got ticked Brad wouldn't carry him everywhere.

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    lol, that enlarged photo is SO photoshopped

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    eurgh he's so fugly these days, Jen did good gettin rid of his ass.

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    OMG this thread is hilarious!

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    dont u mean he did a good job of ridding himself of chinnifer?
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