Jordan AKA Katie Price signs her DVD "The Jordan Workout"

SVZ · January 5th, 2006, 07:05 PM

Jordan Signs Her DVD "The Jordan Workout" at Woolworths in London - January 5, 2006

EvilMonkey · January 5th, 2006, 07:15 PM

Let me guess....

"what ya do yeah is to go out and like shag any guy that moves, it provides excellent toning, and for cardio you run after anyone with a camera to make sure you get photographed - then shag them after ( its important to mix it up - keep the body guessing yeah. For weight training get breast implants. As you get stronger keep getting bigger ones to keep up with your progress - now if anyone in the audience has a mobile that vibrates Ill show you my special pilates - and if i havent shagged you yet then please form a line to the left - I will be with you shortly"

I reckon she changed her name to Jordan due to the fact that Jordans population was round about the number of people she has shagged, Just wait til she is a few years older - changes her name to 'China'

teforde23 · January 5th, 2006, 07:36 PM

is it bad that i like her? she's trashy and everything but, there's something about her that's enduring

MillionDollarBaby · January 5th, 2006, 11:53 PM

I like her, she's so trashy it's fun

**MaryJane** · January 6th, 2006, 03:17 AM

She looked better a few months ago when she wasn't so skinny...I don't like her legs here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilMonkey

Let me guess....

"what ya do yeah is to go out and like shag any guy that moves, it provides excellent toning, and for cardio you run after anyone with a camera to make sure you get photographed - then shag them after ( its important to mix it up - keep the body guessing yeah. For weight training get breast implants. As you get stronger keep getting bigger ones to keep up with your progress - now if anyone in the audience has a mobile that vibrates Ill show you my special pilates - and if i havent shagged you yet then please form a line to the left - I will be with you shortly"

I reckon she changed her name to Jordan due to the fact that Jordans population was round about the number of people she has shagged, Just wait til she is a few years older - changes her name to 'China'

loulou58 · January 6th, 2006, 04:18 AM

i think i still need to have them legs though, think im gonna put them on my xmas list for next year!

ahtaste777 · January 6th, 2006, 05:24 AM

That's not a very good endorsement for a fitness video - her legs are far too skinny and she looks ill.

phishtickie · January 6th, 2006, 05:34 AM

^ Exactly, shes not really the picture of fitness and health is she. To be honest I have a hard believing this creature can exercise without massive amounts of pain, the poor thing. Or even stand, or sleep, or anything. Her body is obviously not made for this type of weight on the top.

bella · January 6th, 2006, 05:39 AM

I like her body but she could have washed her hair!!!

Rondette · January 6th, 2006, 07:13 AM

I have a sneaky respect for her, in the same way I do Jade Goody. They've grabbed every opportunity that comes their way and exploited it. Fair play to 'em.

Doesn't make them any less annoying though!!!

**PurpleHaze** · January 6th, 2006, 07:22 AM

i agree, she looks like she needs to wash her hair. and those boobs are just way too much!

loulou58 · January 6th, 2006, 07:47 AM

shes gettin them reduced, she was quoted as sayin she was gonna get them done this month in Heat magazine but with the DVD promtion she couldnt fit it in or somethin but shes gettin it done as soon as. sooner the better it is startin to look silly now theyre HUGE!

fonz0517 · January 6th, 2006, 07:58 AM

I don't care what anyone says...I think she's fabulous. She's a total media w h o r e, but gorgeous.

Bellatheball · January 6th, 2006, 08:22 AM

Who *is* this person?

bella · January 6th, 2006, 08:27 AM

Famous in the UK

She used to be a page three girl but she's dabbled in a lot of things now - TV presenting, fitness video, appeared on reality shows etc.

Married Peter Andre recently, and has a disabled son and a newborn.

A lot of people pretend to not like her but sneakily do. I do