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    Why do people give this tacky ho the time of day?

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    She's already been looking for a while for the right surgeon to get a breast reduction without bad scarring - that's what she says.
    She'll look soooo much better after that, apart from her chest she's very pretty and has an amazing body.

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    Ok, so I have no idea who she is - but would anyone know her if she didn't have those boobs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceQueen
    Ok, so I have no idea who she is - but would anyone know her if she didn't have those boobs?
    She's the most popular British glamour model, here you can find out more about her

    Is there any need for these boobs?

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    So...first Anna Nicole Smith, then Paris Hilton, and now Jordan?? Wow, GUESS is on a roll! Good thing I haven't worn their crap since about 7th grade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by feliciakb
    So...first Anna Nicole Smith, then Paris Hilton, and now Jordan?? Wow, GUESS is on a roll! Good thing I haven't worn their crap since about 7th grade.
    I love Guess

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    Haha, no worries. I probably wear 'crap' you don't like.

    Ya know, Jordan IS really pretty. It's her vulgar public displays and stuff I don't like. But I guess that's pretty much what she's famous for, right?

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    I like Jordan, she's loud and spunky and says what she thinks. Yes her massive boobs helped her get famous, but its her personality that has kept her there for so long. Theres plenty of wannabe glamour models with huge implants but non of them stay in the spotlight for longer than 5 minutes. Jordan's got what the others havn't. She's been through it too, she had a cancer scare a couple of years back, her son was born blind and she's had a whole string of awkward relationships including abusive ones.

    I know many people don't like her or agree with what she does, but I like her. I don't think she's pretty though nor do I think she has a good figure. She has no curves, bad skin and her face isn't particularly pretty but like I said, theres just something about her, and I'm not talking about her boons!! I think she should get those reduced. She has a very good voice and she's thinking about persuing a singing career, I think she'd be taken more seriously without the oversized implants.
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    I don't like the boots, they're fug. A workmate *cough* slapper *cough* asked me to scan a picture of a pair she'd bought so she could sell them on ebay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muchlove
    Why do people give this tacky ho the time of day?

    hahahaha...I couldn't have said it better!!!

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    Her boobs are nearly blast,what a whore

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    She thinks her shit don't stink doesn't she...........

    Trashy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryJane
    She's already been looking for a while for the right surgeon to get a breast reduction without bad scarring - that's what she says.
    One look at those pics and I'd call "bullsh-t" on that one.
    Those airbags get her a lot of attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ourmaninBusan
    One look at those pics and I'd call "bullsh-t" on that one.
    Those airbags get her a lot of attention.
    http://www.deansplanet.com/2005/10/j...reduction.html

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