December 8th, 2005, 11:14 AM
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Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
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December 8th, 2005, 11:30 AM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
You've all heard the rumors that her staff must tell her she's beautiful every single day. If not, they get the axe. I have no doubt it's true. How else would she wear those outfits and think they look ok.
That's the same kind of woman who'd hire a dental hygenist to follow her around saying "drink" and "spit."
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December 8th, 2005, 11:31 AM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
That third picture is enough to make you lose your lunch, she looks like a crazed chimp.
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December 8th, 2005, 11:34 AM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
That woman looks SO pissed off!! 
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December 8th, 2005, 11:45 AM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
Mariah Carey is an idiot.
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December 8th, 2005, 01:19 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
*spits hot coffee all over assistant* YOU KNOW FOAM LATTE'S MAKE ME BLOATY!!
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December 8th, 2005, 01:24 PM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
Maybe she just had her nails done 
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December 8th, 2005, 01:30 PM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
Wtf?
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December 8th, 2005, 02:23 PM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
That's too much work, you know? I'm sure she also has her wipe her ass for her.
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December 8th, 2005, 05:15 PM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
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Originally Posted by moocow
That's too much work, you know? I'm sure she also has her wipe her ass for her.
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Sumo wrestlers in Japan have assistants who help them wipe their arse cuz they can't reach it their own...
Mariah always looked to me like a chipmunk with food in its cheeks.
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December 8th, 2005, 07:14 PM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
Well, if she's having that kind of trouble, they DO make aids for that:
http://www.selfwipe.com/
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December 8th, 2005, 07:21 PM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
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OMG! Gross! How did you even find that product?!
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December 8th, 2005, 07:32 PM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
Who does she think she is?
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December 8th, 2005, 07:32 PM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
Well if Mariah needs someone to hold her own drink, then hey why should she stop there. She should go get some depends and have someone change her when she "boo-boos"
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December 8th, 2005, 07:48 PM
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Re: Mariah pays someone to hold her drink
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OMG! Gross! How did you even find that product?!
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Someone sent me the link way back, basically saying "OMG!" And the comment about the sumo's reminded me. I just did a google search on "obese toilet wipe"
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