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    You've all heard the rumors that her staff must tell her she's beautiful every single day. If not, they get the axe. I have no doubt it's true. How else would she wear those outfits and think they look ok.

    That's the same kind of woman who'd hire a dental hygenist to follow her around saying "drink" and "spit."

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    That third picture is enough to make you lose your lunch, she looks like a crazed chimp.

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    That woman looks SO pissed off!!
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    Mariah Carey is an idiot.

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    *spits hot coffee all over assistant* YOU KNOW FOAM LATTE'S MAKE ME BLOATY!!

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    Maybe she just had her nails done

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    Wtf?

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    That's too much work, you know? I'm sure she also has her wipe her ass for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moocow View Post
    That's too much work, you know? I'm sure she also has her wipe her ass for her.
    Sumo wrestlers in Japan have assistants who help them wipe their arse cuz they can't reach it their own...


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    Well, if she's having that kind of trouble, they DO make aids for that:
    http://www.selfwipe.com/


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    Quote Originally Posted by moocow View Post
    Well, if she's having that kind of trouble, they DO make aids for that:
    http://www.selfwipe.com/

    OMG! Gross! How did you even find that product?!

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    Who does she think she is?

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    Well if Mariah needs someone to hold her own drink, then hey why should she stop there. She should go get some depends and have someone change her when she "boo-boos"

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    Quote Originally Posted by japangherl View Post
    OMG! Gross! How did you even find that product?!
    Someone sent me the link way back, basically saying "OMG!" And the comment about the sumo's reminded me. I just did a google search on "obese toilet wipe"

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