Paris Hilton Debuts Line of Designer Chastity Belts
'Don't be such trollops' chides heiress
Paris Hilton is turning over a new leaf -- and covering herself with it.
The hotel heiress, famous for a homemade porno, is now so contrite
over her 'fame' as a star she's trying to keep other young girls from
following in her footsteps -- by releasing a new, modern chastity belt--
"one that's designed for today's modern woman," her spokeswoman said.
The Muffler 1000 is made of kevlar with adjustable
velcro straps and markets for $59.95
Advance orders are promising, and Hilton is already designing
luxury models for
celebrities who need to restore their images --
celebs like heavyweight partygirl Tara Reid, whose drunken
antics, though once amusing, have now turned Paris sour.
Tara's antics inspired Hilton to create the Muffler Chastity Belt
"to save wretched teenaged girls" like Tara Reid (click to enlarge)
Hilton’s 18K white gold and diamond encrusted Mufflers start at
$100,000.
New York, New York - 11.30.05