Paris Hilton debuts her line of designer watches

[muchlove]

Paris Hilton shows off one of the new watches of her Paris Hilton Limited Edition Watch Collection during a news conference, Wednesday, Nov. 30, 2005 at the Tourneau store in New York. Hilton’s 18K white gold and diamond encrusted watches start at $100,000.
New York, New York - 11.30.05

[Osakan]

$100,000 'Swatch'? I hope noone buys it!

[ourmaninBusan]

Paris Hilton Debuts Line of Designer Chastity Belts
'Don't be such trollops' chides heiress

Paris Hilton is turning over a new leaf -- and covering herself with it.

The hotel heiress, famous for a homemade porno, is now so contrite
over her 'fame' as a star she's trying to keep other young girls from
following in her footsteps -- by releasing a new, modern chastity belt--
"one that's designed for today's modern woman," her spokeswoman said.


The Muffler 1000 is made of kevlar with adjustable
velcro straps and markets for $59.95

Advance orders are promising, and Hilton is already designing
luxury models for celebrities who need to restore their images --
celebs like heavyweight partygirl Tara Reid, whose drunken
antics, though once amusing, have now turned Paris sour.



Tara's antics inspired Hilton to create the Muffler Chastity Belt
"to save wretched teenaged girls" like Tara Reid (click to enlarge)

Hilton’s 18K white gold and diamond encrusted Mufflers start at
$100,000.

New York, New York - 11.30.05

[suede]

Do you think she poses in the mirror every night before bed?

[SVZ]

"Oh! It's herpes-outbreak-o'clock"

[AyanEva]

That's not Tinkerbell back again is it?

AyanEva

[beauty_lies8]

her hair looks good. i still hate her.

[heart_leigh]

I wouldn't pay a $100 let alone 100k for that!

[miss_perfect]

It has a built-in alarm that tells you when it's time to pop the Valtrex.

[Osakan]

^lol, and it has a tracking device so all the paparazzi will know where you are.

[Laurent]

Hilton’s 18K white gold and diamond encrusted watches start at $100,000.

I'd bet $100,000 she can't tell time.

[jtoland]

That watch needs to tell her her 15 minutes of fame are over.

[mm2467]

the watch must have stopped working.

Anyhow whats up with her right arm. I hope they are track marks!!!

[jessicalferris]

she annoys me, but gosh - she's got great cheekbones.

[Tenaj]

I'd be suprised if she knew how to tell the time!