July 11th, 2007, 04:11 PM
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Avril Lavigne performing at the "Moon and Stars" concert in Locarno (07/10/07)
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July 11th, 2007, 06:00 PM
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MMmmm...Still retarded I see. Alright, then, here's a little song I wrote for her husband (please sing to tune of "Avril's" Girlfriend)
Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
I don’t like your wi-ife!
No way! No way!
But I don't think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
You can keep your dumb wife
Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
She's a big-time hypocrit
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
Yet may I have a pass at her?
She's so lame she just wants money so delicious
She thinks about it all the time it's so addictive
Don’t you know what you could do to make her feel alright?
Don’t pretend like you think she's damn precious
And Hell Yeah she's a motherfucking racist
I can tell you she doesn't care about her fans
She’s like so whatever
But you couldn't do so much better
I think you should leave together now
And that’s what no one cares about!
(whole thing x2)
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(I came, I saw, and I came again)
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July 11th, 2007, 06:02 PM
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^You nailed it!
Does she know how much of a joke she is? She's becoming really
annoying! I'm surprised she still have fans left because we all know
what a sellout she is.
Oh i see the pink "punk" mic.
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July 11th, 2007, 06:22 PM
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That's a great song^^^^ Yeah, much better than anything she writes and it basically sums up Avril as a whole...great job..kudos to you!!! The sad part? Avril is still annoying the hell out of all of us!
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July 11th, 2007, 06:23 PM
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Hahahaha! Nice job, Happy_Evil_Dude!<!-- google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) -->
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July 12th, 2007, 05:56 PM
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Thank you! Thank you for all your kind words of support! I always appreciate it when my humor is appreciated.
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(I came, I saw, and I came again)
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July 12th, 2007, 08:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyoma
^You nailed it!
Does she know how much of a joke she is? She's becoming really
annoying! I'm surprised she still have fans left because we all know
what a sellout she is.
Oh i see the pink "punk" mic.
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I'm a fan...any problem??
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July 13th, 2007, 10:07 AM
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She's such a sellout.
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"And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea." - Ten Years Gone
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July 13th, 2007, 10:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy_Evil_Dude
MMmmm...Still retarded I see. Alright, then, here's a little song I wrote for her husband (please sing to tune of "Avril's" Girlfriend)
Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
I don’t like your wi-ife!
No way! No way!
But I don't think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
You can keep your dumb wife
Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
She's a big-time hypocrit
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
Yet may I have a pass at her?
She's so lame she just wants money so delicious
She thinks about it all the time it's so addictive
Don’t you know what you could do to make her feel alright?
Don’t pretend like you think she's damn precious
And Hell Yeah she's a motherfucking racist
I can tell you she doesn't care about her fans
She’s like so whatever
But you couldn't do so much better
I think you should leave together now
And that’s what no one cares about!
(whole thing x2)
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Damn you....know I have that song stuck in my head AGAIN....guilty pleasure!
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July 15th, 2007, 04:17 PM
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She's not a sellout - that would imply that she was "authentic" at some point, and she has never been punk, never been a songwriter, never been anything of all the things she has claimed to be. She's a manufactured product, just like Britney and Christina; the main difference is that Britney used to be kinda cute and Christina has actual talent.
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July 15th, 2007, 04:34 PM
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What is she pointing at???????????????
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July 15th, 2007, 04:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by whatsername
I'm a fan...any problem??
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No problem whatsoever.... cont. being a fan... don't care really....
to each is own.... 
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July 16th, 2007, 10:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by waikiki
What is she pointing at???????????????
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A level of achievement she'll never reach! 
Or maybe she's just describing how I was during our brief intimate moment...sorry private story.
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