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    Default Avril Lavigne performing at the "Moon and Stars" concert in Locarno (07/10/07)



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    MMmmm...Still retarded I see. Alright, then, here's a little song I wrote for her husband (please sing to tune of "Avril's" Girlfriend)

    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    I donít like your wi-ife!
    No way! No way!
    But I don't think you need a new one
    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    You can keep your dumb wife

    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    She's a big-time hypocrit
    No way! No way!
    You know itís not a secret
    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    Yet may I have a pass at her?

    She's so lame she just wants money so delicious
    She thinks about it all the time it's so addictive
    Donít you know what you could do to make her feel alright?
    Donít pretend like you think she's damn precious
    And Hell Yeah she's a motherfucking racist
    I can tell you she doesn't care about her fans

    Sheís like so whatever
    But you couldn't do so much better
    I think you should leave together now
    And thatís what no one cares about!

    (whole thing x2)
    *Veni, Vidi, Ven...iiiiiiiii!!!*
    (I came, I saw, and I came again)

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    ^You nailed it!
    Does she know how much of a joke she is? She's becoming really
    annoying! I'm surprised she still have fans left because we all know
    what a sellout she is.
    Oh i see the pink "punk" mic.

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    That's a great song^^^^ Yeah, much better than anything she writes and it basically sums up Avril as a whole...great job..kudos to you!!! The sad part? Avril is still annoying the hell out of all of us!

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    Hahahaha! Nice job, Happy_Evil_Dude!<!-- google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) -->

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    Thank you! Thank you for all your kind words of support! I always appreciate it when my humor is appreciated.
    *Veni, Vidi, Ven...iiiiiiiii!!!*
    (I came, I saw, and I came again)

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoyoma View Post
    ^You nailed it!
    Does she know how much of a joke she is? She's becoming really
    annoying! I'm surprised she still have fans left because we all know
    what a sellout she is.
    Oh i see the pink "punk" mic.
    I'm a fan...any problem??

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    She's such a sellout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy_Evil_Dude View Post
    MMmmm...Still retarded I see. Alright, then, here's a little song I wrote for her husband (please sing to tune of "Avril's" Girlfriend)

    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    I donít like your wi-ife!
    No way! No way!
    But I don't think you need a new one
    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    You can keep your dumb wife

    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    She's a big-time hypocrit
    No way! No way!
    You know itís not a secret
    Hey! Hey! Der-rick!
    Yet may I have a pass at her?

    She's so lame she just wants money so delicious
    She thinks about it all the time it's so addictive
    Donít you know what you could do to make her feel alright?
    Donít pretend like you think she's damn precious
    And Hell Yeah she's a motherfucking racist
    I can tell you she doesn't care about her fans

    Sheís like so whatever
    But you couldn't do so much better
    I think you should leave together now
    And thatís what no one cares about!

    (whole thing x2)
    Damn you....know I have that song stuck in my head AGAIN....guilty pleasure!

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    She's not a sellout - that would imply that she was "authentic" at some point, and she has never been punk, never been a songwriter, never been anything of all the things she has claimed to be. She's a manufactured product, just like Britney and Christina; the main difference is that Britney used to be kinda cute and Christina has actual talent.

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    What is she pointing at???????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatsername View Post
    I'm a fan...any problem??
    No problem whatsoever.... cont. being a fan... don't care really....
    to each is own....

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    Quote Originally Posted by waikiki View Post
    What is she pointing at???????????????
    A level of achievement she'll never reach!
    Or maybe she's just describing how I was during our brief intimate moment...sorry private story.
    *Veni, Vidi, Ven...iiiiiiiii!!!*
    (I came, I saw, and I came again)

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