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    Default Penelope Cruz shopping in Madrid (07/05/07)



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    Yes Penelope! Go! Go spend your hard-earned (*cough* *cough*) millions!

    You may be hot but you're the poster girl for Hollywood Hos Inc. A Hollywood Ho I would spend all night banging...That's right: BANG!
    *Veni, Vidi, Ven...iiiiiiiii!!!*
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    ^ That was totally unflattering. Penelope rocks, dude.

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    Hey it may be unflattering, and Penelope may rock (in fact, she does, she rocks my day quite often)...but it's undeniable that Penelope has proceeded to sleep with every leading actor she's ever been in a movie with, regardless of whether they were already in a relationship or not. Thus earning her the nickname of "Homewrecker Cruz". That's quite more severe than much hated fellow homewrecker Claire Danes, only guilty of one charge (and less hot too, true).
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    Not my type at all, her sister's my type.

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    When she was in BLOW I thought she was STUNNING. My husband, then boyfriend, did not. I thought he was out of his mind crazy, he said she was weird looking. But seriously, now, I think he was right. She is totally weird looking. What the hell happened?

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    i dont care for her looks. the tip of her nose touches her upper lip. However, i dont mind her acting.
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    She's pretty but her accent is annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattycake View Post
    She's pretty but her accent is annoying.
    spoken like a true american

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    ^^ Not that I'm American but the tone and pitch of her voice is annoying to me. It's hard to understand what she's saying when you watch her movies. Hey, that's my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy_Evil_Dude View Post
    Hey it may be unflattering, and Penelope may rock (in fact, she does, she rocks my day quite often)...but it's undeniable that Penelope has proceeded to sleep with every leading actor she's ever been in a movie with, regardless of whether they were already in a relationship or not. Thus earning her the nickname of "Homewrecker Cruz". That's quite more severe than much hated fellow homewrecker Claire Danes, only guilty of one charge (and less hot too, true).

    I think you are pretty much spot on. I would also add "Beard-for-Hire" to her resume.

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    Her skin looks old and saggy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YiYi View Post
    I think you are pretty much spot on. I would also add "Beard-for-Hire" to her resume.
    Thank you for acknowledging...I don't know about "beard-for-hire", because I'm not a member of the "Tom Cruise is gay" club, but in theory, I don't think anything is beneath Penelope, bless her slutty soul, so yeah we can definitely add it!
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    God,
    why is she sistematically fug?!?!

    WHY?????

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    Wait, you seriously don't believe Tom Cruise is gay? You doubt Penelope's a beard??? Oookay.

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