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Originally Posted by Osakan
Ashlee sucks.
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Yup, she does...my dick, that is!
Sure, the outfit is peculiar, but I don't find it out of place on Asslee. It's her style and it suits her.
Ok, ok, so she's only there because of Jessica, she's devoid of any actual talent (I wouldn't trust her singing ability if she were left on her own without a team of hotshot producers), she's a poser, her personality and attitude are horrendous, she's a filthy hypocrite, she's just overall filthy, she's not the prettiest one out there and she's probably filled with STDs...

But then again, so many people are there because of someone else (even respected ones), her songs sound good on her albums and are catchy, her stupidity, horrible personality, attitude, hypocrisy and filthiness actually turn me on, she's pretty enough (with or without PS) and, well, one can always use a condom...
Oh, the things I would do to get her in my bed...Or in the back of a car...or in a toilet stall...What? Pathetic you say? Heck, I don't care, that's just my insatiable manhood for you!