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Thread: Jessica Simpson at Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala (05/07/07)

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    Default Jessica Simpson at Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala (05/07/07)



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    dress by Roberto Cavalli, jewels by Lorraine Schwartz
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    Yep, she's definately got her boobs done.. I doubt it first, but now its too obvious. Her boobs hung before, now they look like porn star boobs.

    As for her make up, looks like she's preparing to join the circus. Makes me laugh how this bitch poses like she's the shit, yeah right......she just smells and looks like it

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    God she looks like she stepped off the set of some backyard porn set.
    "Don't think that sticking your boobs out and trying to look fuckable will help. Remember your in a rock and roll band. It's not "Fuck Me", It's "Fuck You!"
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    The dress is fabulous but she looks like a porn star.

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    ^^Her next career move?

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    I love the dress, but it's a size or two too small for her and her boobs. Which, by the way, I thought she had lifted a long time ago when she started Newlyweds. But it's true they're even perkier and rounder now.

    Do you guys think she got another lift or actual implants? I'm thinking it was another lift and just weight gain.

    Also, I hate the red lipstick but love the hair.

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    The only thing that stops her from having the complete trashy porn star look is the fact that her hair isn't peroxide blonde.

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    Her facial expressions and her posing sticking her boobs out - like she needed to! - add vulgar to vulgar.
    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty View Post
    The only thing that stops her from having the complete trashy porn star look is the fact that her hair isn't peroxide blonde.
    Don't worry, I'm sure there's plenty of porn stars with dark hair too!

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    Did John Mayer cut his hair?? and wtf....she looks like crap.

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    She looks trashy. She is not pretty or sexy, she looks tacky. Why is it John Mayer always seems like he would rather be getting an enema that dealing with this douche?



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    She must have gotten implants. There is no way a lift alone can produce those results. My breasts were lifted and reduced almost two years ago, and they have never looked liked hers do.

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    She's had a boob job, they look to much like grapefruits.

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    why can't she manage to pull it together anymore?! It's so frustrating!

    Bitch, please.

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    I like the dress, but what is up with her... She looks like crap, who is her stylist???? Britney!

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    Her dress is very pageant-like, similar to what Vanessa Minnillo would wear. Hmmm...
    Go Habs Go!!

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