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    hey Paris this is for you , just thought i'd recap your year a little early for you

    remember this??

    http://www.supload.com/free/6-216186.bmp/view/ (Please remember to link nudity, not post it. and place an NSFW tag beside it)



    That little jerk hacked into your sidekick YOUR side kick Paris and those were posted and like so many of you famous "friends" were like so mad at you remember?? Lindsay was getting crank calls and Jessica S. found out how you really felt about her? that was bad Paris almost as bad as this next memory


    i know it was embarrasing but,you gotta admit that's a catchy title.

    Anyhoo- people sorta got over the whole thing until you did this

    Now we all know you didn't need a copy, you were there I mean you Lived it!
    but you received more attention not because you had a copy of your own porn but.. the fact that you almost attacked a vendor and tried ripping down posters and the decided to take the copy with out paying.. for shame Paris


    You had alot of issues with Relationships this year, its been hard for you so.. lets start with this one
    Nick Carter aka Backstreet boy- is that really your style Paris


    Well you said you loved him and Love makes you do crazy things huh Paris like this


    after that Paris you worked on your female friendships
    There was you and Nicole

    though you guys stopped hanging... word on the street was she was showing your porn tape.. so Not Hot. i mean everyones already seen it
    So you and Nicole went you separate ways...
    Next was Ms Lohan
    but something went wrong so you guys stopped hanging and she and Nicole formed THe Skeletwins
    -trust me Paris.. Not Hot

    So since your normal friend were acting up you started doing your own thing finding new peeps Oh remember you birthday??



    Then there was a serious of "ahem" over exposure

    and i believe this after your run in with Simon Rex


    Then you did it you meet your soulmate. the ying to your yang
    Man Paris



    and slowly but surely you started to clean up you look after all Man Paris was super rich




    Then Bam your Engaged good for you Paris


    But Paris it happened so quick that, thats right everyone thought you were Pregnant and your bad posture and fashion choices didn't help



    Not so Paris we Know you take your birth control seriously



    then people started taking you seriously
    you cut down the partying took out those extensions even reached out to young hollywood

    and you know what it got you. The cover of Vanity Fair

    inside you talked of your hopes and dreams of love motherhood it was beautiful Paris..

    then man paris started to fade out and the the truth was revealed you engagment was off
    but you didn't stay at home an sulk.. no no you went a found a new man
    Stavros
    whom was dating MaryKate

    but oh well you got Your Man
    and so this is where it ends for now.. will you indeed marry stavros, if he can stop crashing your cars or will next year bring a new man(hopefully from another country) and new good year for you..heres hoping it wont.
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    all finished!

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    Wow, thanks for chronicling that! What a hoe-bag!

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    That's awesome, Mia! God, Paris is such a crazy bitch. And nasty.
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    ass, no ass, ass, no ass, no ass , no ass, ass. where does it go!??!

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    Hilarious. I love it!
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    Didn't she also lose Tinkerbell this year and put up lost signs with a reward of some measly very cheap price only to find that Tinkerbell was at her grandma's? And the fake ring from Greek #1? And copywriting her "that's hot" trademark?
    I guess she's been a busy girl this year!
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    yes next year she'll adopt a kid probably

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    Haha great work Mia
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    Great job Mia!

    Paris = Skank

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    Don't forget House of Wax.

    God, watching her in that was literally painful. And seeing her moving around talking is WAY different than seeing pics of her. She's horrendous looking.
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    The only thing that could improve this thread is to call it "A Year in Paris".
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    man paris is fucking hot

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    how i can see that video tape one night in paris
    emial me at sweetgin17@hotmail.com with teh link please

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