hey Paris this is for you , just thought i'd recap your year a little early for you
remember this??
http://www.supload.com/free/6-216186.bmp/view/ (Please remember to link nudity, not post it. and place an NSFW tag beside it)
That little jerk hacked into your sidekick
YOUR side kick Paris and those were posted and like so many of you famous "friends" were like so mad at you remember?? Lindsay was getting crank calls and Jessica S. found out how you really felt about her?
that was bad Paris almost as bad as this next memory
i know it was embarrasing but,you gotta admit that's a catchy title.
Anyhoo- people sorta got over the whole thing until you did this
Now we all know you didn't need a copy, you were there I mean you Lived it!
but you received more attention not because you had a copy of your own porn but.. the fact that you almost attacked a vendor and tried ripping down posters and the decided to take the copy with out paying.. for shame Paris
You had alot of issues with Relationships this year, its been hard for you so.. lets start with this one
Nick Carter aka Backstreet boy- is that really your style Paris
Well you said you loved him and Love makes you do crazy things huh Paris like this
after that Paris you worked on your female friendships
There was you and Nicole
though you guys stopped hanging... word on the street was she was showing your porn tape.. so Not Hot. i mean everyones already seen it
So you and Nicole went you separate ways...
Next was Ms Lohan
but something went wrong so you guys stopped hanging and she and Nicole formed THe Skeletwins
-trust me Paris.. Not Hot
So since your normal friend were acting up you started doing your own thing finding new peeps Oh remember you birthday??
Then there was a serious of "ahem" over exposure
and i believe this after your run in with Simon Rex
Then you did it you meet your soulmate. the ying to your yang
Man Paris
and slowly but surely you started to clean up you look after all Man Paris was super rich
Then Bam your Engaged good for you Paris
But Paris it happened so quick that, thats right everyone thought you were Pregnant and your bad posture and fashion choices didn't help
Not so Paris we Know you take your birth control seriously
then people started taking you seriously
you cut down the partying took out those extensions even reached out to young hollywood
and you know what it got you. The cover of Vanity Fair
inside you talked of your hopes and dreams of love motherhood it was beautiful Paris..
then man paris started to fade out and the the truth was revealed you engagment was off
but you didn't stay at home an sulk.. no no you went a found a new man
Stavros
whom was dating MaryKate
but oh well you got Your Man
and so this is where it ends for now.. will you indeed marry stavros, if he can stop crashing your cars or will next year bring a new man(hopefully from another country) and new good year for you..heres hoping it wont.
Paris: a year in review
My horns 
are holding up my halo!!
Great job Mia! 
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