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    Pfft, who's she trying to fool, and who the hell would buy a book from her? Unless the book is about her coke habits and whose dick she sucked, I'm not interested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Authority View Post
    Pfft, who's she trying to fool, and who the hell would buy a book from her? Unless the book is about her coke habits and whose dick she sucked, I'm not interested.

    Yeah, im not interested either!

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    GROSS! Her obsession with pink is probably trying to be Elle Woods, but it comes off more like Anna Nicole.

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    eww get her ugly wonk eyed ass off my computer screen!

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    they made her look like a twelve year old.

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    I don't think I'd want a book on her sex life. NTM it would probably be thicker than New York City's phone book

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    Default Re: Paris Hiltom's New Book Cover

    it's a diary that you write in..

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    Default Re: Paris Hiltom's New Book Cover

    "bestselling author of confessions of an heiress" - that made me laugh. 'Cause, like, she's an "author", ya know? And real smart too. Idiot.
    "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat/I took a louisville slugger to both head lights, shashed a hole in all 4 tires/Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats"
    -Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats"

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    Total crap!

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    What, they had to actually show her writing a book on the cover so people would believe it?
    I saw a film today, oh boy.

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    "Confess to Me" -- Your Heiress Diary
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    Dear Paris

    The voices in my head tell me to smother you.
    What should I do? And WHERE DO YOU LIVE?!?



    Yours with a burning glower,

    OurManinBusan

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    lol

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    Default Re: Paris Hiltom's New Book Cover

    Quote Originally Posted by simplekindoflovely View Post
    What, they had to actually show her writing a book on the cover
    so people would believe it?
    I suspect even that's beyond her in real life.

    The girl once had dinner with Pamela Anderson and was actually
    so frustrated with the task of reading the menu that she had to
    have a waiter come over and read it to her.

    For once, Pammy was the smart one.

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    it's not even a real book! just a pic of her on the front and empty pages on the inside. duh.

    as for the cover: what, no crotch shot? i feel cheated somehow.
    All this can be yours for only $19.95!

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