Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 27

Thread: Lindsay Lohan shows paps her firecrotch! (09/05/2006)

  1. #1
    Gold Member equallydivided's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    YeeHawVille
    Posts
    1,156

    Talking Lindsay Lohan shows paps her firecrotch! (09/05/2006)

    Lindsay's Photog-Friendly Fire

    Posted Sep 6th 2006 12:56PM by TMZ Staff
    Lindsay Lohan showed the entire world yesterday what Brandon Davis has been dining out on(metaphorically speaking, of course) for months. As she exited a boat on the canals of Venice at the film festival there, she gave assembled photographers a presumably unintended show of that famous "flaming" part of her anatomy. (Being a family publication, we can't show you the real goods;for that privilege, you may want to click over to our friend Perez Hilton.)

    Of course, this latest incident of Lohan-exposure begs the question: Were the paparazzi being pervy sleazebags by honing their lenses in on this particularly less-than-ladylike moment? Or should Lindsay have known better than to wear a long hike-up-prone dress without underwear?



    http://tmz.com/

  2. #2
    Elite Member Blackberry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Land of Oz
    Posts
    3,108

    Default

    Brandon Davis shouldn't say anything about Lindsay showing her "valley" because Paris, his girlfriend, does that all the time.

  3. #3
    Gold Member equallydivided's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    YeeHawVille
    Posts
    1,156

    Default

    Unedited.....

    ********WARNING***********

    Not pretty......Meatflaps

    http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/li...h_20060905.php<!-- google_ad_section_end -->

  4. #4
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    2,036

    Default

    Wow... she's taken her red-headedness out even from the infamous firecrotch! Her flabby, used up vulva is horrible, but it could be worse: at least we can't see the freckles or any visible STDs. Maybe she waxed it because she had genital lice?

  5. #5
    Gold Member Somerset's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    1,227

    Default

    ^^I'm going to go with genital lice too.

  6. #6
    Gold Member Elise's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    995

    Default

    Maybe she just wanted to clear up the rumors that Brandon Davis was spreading, so she showed the paps everything?
    A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world. Everyone you meet is your mirror. -Ken Keyes Jr.

  7. #7
    Elite Member mtlebay's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    4,363

    Default

    Those are nasty, loose meatflaps she's got.

  8. #8
    Elite Member Lobelia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    a backwards hillbilly state
    Posts
    20,801

    Default

    I was going to try to sputter out some words regarding this disaster, but these do nicely.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pandora View Post
    Her flabby, used up vulva is horrible,
    Quote Originally Posted by mtlebay View Post
    Those are nasty, loose meatflaps she's got.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
    Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou

    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

  9. #9
    Gold Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    943

    Default

    They kinda look like little balls in the close up. No matter how you slice it, bald meatflaps just aren't pretty.
    Last edited by PaintTheTownRed; September 6th, 2006 at 04:18 PM.
    If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

  10. #10
    Silver Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    291

    Default

    Good God!! That thing has more dents in it than a tin roof after a hail storm

  11. #11
    Elite Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    3,477

    Default

    Underwear doesn't cost that much, I think she needs to invest in some ASAP

  12. #12
    Elite Member Voodoo Child's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Sweet Down Under!
    Posts
    12,646

    Default

    Oh boy was not expecting that!

  13. #13
    Hit By Ban Bus! ediebrooks's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    In another dimension, untouched by time
    Posts
    6,830

    Default

    Oh, why did I look? Why did I look? Does she not have any shame at all? I think she was deliberately flashing;otherwise, why not just wear underpants? Jeez, she is such a whore. I am old enough to be her mother, and I don't flap like she does!

  14. #14
    Hit By Ban Bus! Kikkit's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    60

    Default

    Sicknin', just sicknin'!

  15. #15
    Gold Member drama_queen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    1,117

    Default

    That is a nasty pooh!

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 35
    Last Post: August 23rd, 2006, 03:27 PM
  2. Lindsay Lohan shows some sexual abilities (07/??/2006)
    By Blackberry in forum Photo Archive
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: July 15th, 2006, 06:59 AM
  3. Lindsay Lohan on SNL (04/15/2006)
    By SVZ in forum Photo Archive
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: April 17th, 2006, 10:05 PM
  4. Replies: 24
    Last Post: January 6th, 2006, 10:37 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •