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Old September 4th, 2006, 09:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Jessica Simpson at "The Early Show" at CBS' Plaza (09/04/2006)

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Old September 4th, 2006, 11:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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She needs to fire her stylist Jessica Pastor IMMEDIATELY. This is not nice. In Pic #1 you can tell she has zero ass.
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Old September 4th, 2006, 11:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't think anyone could make that dress look good, and her hair doesnt suit her at all
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Old September 5th, 2006, 12:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Bad hair, bad dress. She's been covering up her boobs lately - wonder why? I'm not saying they look good popping out but it almost looks weird for her to wear stuff like this.
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Old September 5th, 2006, 12:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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^Thats what wrong with the pictures her boobies aren't hanging out...
She needs a new stylist ASAP
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Old September 5th, 2006, 01:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Another outfit that looks like she raided granny's closet.

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In Pic #1 you can tell she has zero ass.
It further confirms that her ass in Dukes of Hazard HAD to be fake implants or something.
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Old September 5th, 2006, 02:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I will say this...I'm feeling her boots. Those are some girl pirate boots.

where can I get boots like these?! she has black ones, and I want to wear them with my jeans and get all Capn Jack in them!
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Old September 5th, 2006, 09:28 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Her body looks really wide and square.
The only thing that looks good are her legs.
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Old September 5th, 2006, 11:12 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Her legs are not her best feature. She needs to wear things that flatter her good features.

I think the hair is good, if she had the right outfit. I think it looks better than her extension filled rats nest. At least it looks healthy.

She needs a new stylist ASAP!!
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Old September 5th, 2006, 11:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Team Lachey!!!!!
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Old September 5th, 2006, 11:14 AM   #11 (permalink)
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She looks horrible in the dress, the hair makes her look like a naughty suburban soccer mom and the legs are stumps. What a waste of film.
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Old September 5th, 2006, 11:43 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Oh go away already - I'm sick to death of this chick. I heard her supposed singing. She's got the most annoying voice..........AAAAAghHHHH!!
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Old September 5th, 2006, 12:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Is she TRYING to ruin herself???

The hair: looks HORRIBLE!!! Her long hair is one of her best features. This is NOT flattering at all.

The dress: HIDEOUS!!!

She couldn't have looked worse if she'd tried.

TEAM LACHEY
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Old September 5th, 2006, 01:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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The firing should begin. But, this way people notice the horrible 70's flight attendant uniform and not the singing.

Do like the boots.
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Old September 5th, 2006, 01:42 PM   #15 (permalink)
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She needs to wear things that flatter her good features.
What good features?
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