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Thread: Jessica Simpson at "The Early Show" at CBS' Plaza (09/04/2006)

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    Default Jessica Simpson at "The Early Show" at CBS' Plaza (09/04/2006)


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    She needs to fire her stylist Jessica Pastor IMMEDIATELY. This is not nice. In Pic #1 you can tell she has zero ass.

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    I don't think anyone could make that dress look good, and her hair doesnt suit her at all

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    Bad hair, bad dress. She's been covering up her boobs lately - wonder why? I'm not saying they look good popping out but it almost looks weird for her to wear stuff like this.

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    ^Thats what wrong with the pictures her boobies aren't hanging out...
    She needs a new stylist ASAP

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    Another outfit that looks like she raided granny's closet.

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    In Pic #1 you can tell she has zero ass.
    It further confirms that her ass in Dukes of Hazard HAD to be fake implants or something.

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    I will say this...I'm feeling her boots. Those are some girl pirate boots.

    where can I get boots like these?! she has black ones, and I want to wear them with my jeans and get all Capn Jack in them!
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    Her body looks really wide and square.
    The only thing that looks good are her legs.
    Never trust a big butt and a smile...

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    Her legs are not her best feature. She needs to wear things that flatter her good features.

    I think the hair is good, if she had the right outfit. I think it looks better than her extension filled rats nest. At least it looks healthy.

    She needs a new stylist ASAP!!

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    Team Lachey!!!!!

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    She looks horrible in the dress, the hair makes her look like a naughty suburban soccer mom and the legs are stumps. What a waste of film.
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    Oh go away already - I'm sick to death of this chick. I heard her supposed singing. She's got the most annoying voice..........AAAAAghHHHH!!

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    Is she TRYING to ruin herself???

    The hair: looks HORRIBLE!!! Her long hair is one of her best features. This is NOT flattering at all.

    The dress: HIDEOUS!!!

    She couldn't have looked worse if she'd tried.

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    The firing should begin. But, this way people notice the horrible 70's flight attendant uniform and not the singing.

    Do like the boots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    She needs to wear things that flatter her good features.
    What good features?

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