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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson and her hairstylist leave Koi (08/14/2006)

    I'm starting to believe she has no other friends other than her hairstylist. Aww, I almost feel bad for her...NOT!
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    Yes, what happened to all her celeb friends?

    The dress doesn't flatter her figure-wise except showcase those less-than-perky boobs.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    yeah...there are never pics of her with friends or her sister. I wonder if she ever regrets leaving Nick.

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    what's with all these pageant dresses she has been sporting? not attractive unless you like squatty drag queens

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart_leigh View Post
    Yes, what happened to all her celeb friends?

    The dress doesn't flatter her figure-wise except showcase those less-than-perky boobs.
    I remember them being to her knees. Granted they're big, but they have definitely been lifted. in Dukes, with the bikini with no underwire-cmon, her tits could never naturally stand up like that

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson and her hairstylist leave Koi (08/14/2006)

    Clevage: don't leave home without it.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson and her hairstylist leave Koi (08/14/2006)

    Looks like she put Ken to work finally. Her hair looks clean and everything!

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    Her girl friends (if she has any) are probably not game enough to hang around with her and her dad... he would probably compare boobie sizes...

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    Ugh. Don't like her. I would take Paris Hilton over her any day of the week, and I hate Paris Hilton, too.

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    2 words: fag hag!

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    She has what my mother lovingly calls "breastfeeding boobs"

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    Just cover those hideous things, please! You're supposed to flawnt you best assets, not your worst. In her case, she should just walk around in a burqa or not leave the house at all.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson and her hairstylist leave Koi (08/14/2006)

    Her stylist is the most important. He makes her the best.

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    Her breasts aren't saggy in the slightest. Images of grapefruit-halve bolt-ons have desensitized many people to what breasts with a natural drop look like.

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