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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson leaves The Factory after performing and partying (08/11/2006)

    I thought hot pants went out of style about 25 years ago unless you were a hooker or something. Ugh.

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    Jessica's always flanked by her hairstylist, Ken Paves. Doesn't she have friends anymore?

    And the woman has no ass.
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    She might have a decent body but those shorts dont flatter it at all. Why not just wear panties, it would be the same amount of coverage.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson leaves The Factory after performing and partying (08/11/2006)

    She looks fat

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson leaves The Factory after performing and partying (08/11/2006)

    Quote Originally Posted by heart_leigh View Post
    Jessica's always flanked by her hairstylist, Ken Paves. Doesn't she have friends anymore?

    And the woman has no ass.
    I heard a rumor that in "Dukes of Hazzard" her daisy dukes were padded to make her ass more fuller. But seriously she has more of a pancake ass than anything.

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    It's sad that now she's an individual and had fame, she's all alone. I guess that's a common tread in hollywood.

    Oh, and I think that the suit she's wearing is a one- piece.

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    That's the most unflattering outfit ever. I don't know who made it but, I had almost the identical outfit in grey when I was in high school like 10 years ago. She looks incredibly huge and square. She looks like a pudgy stripper

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    Quote Originally Posted by teforde23 View Post
    That's the most unflattering outfit ever. I don't know who made it but, I had almost the identical outfit in grey when I was in high school like 10 years ago. She looks incredibly huge and square. She looks like a pudgy stripper

    Everyone kept saying she had looked like she gained weight, but I didnt see that until now. Maybe she should get rid of her stylist? And the sad part is she probably spent hundreds of dollars on that horrid outfit
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    Looks like she gained 20 pounds, but I think it's just the unflattering outfit.

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    Her legs look pretty decent to me. But that outfit just doesn't look right on her. Too tight or something. She looks wider in the middle too. And I heard the same thing about padding her ass for 'Dukes'. I don't doubt it. Especially if she was smaller then. I also noticed how she bends forward and arches her back more every time she wants to look like she has an ass.
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    She's gained weight - she is heavier for her but she's not a "fat girl" - just normal (of fat by Hollywood standard).

    The oufit and the bleach blond big hair just makes her look that much worse.
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    OMG, she's getting skankier and skankier!!

    Looks like she wants to be the 'Pamela Anderson' for her generation.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson leaves The Factory after performing and partying (08/11/2006)

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Authority View Post
    I heard a rumor that in "Dukes of Hazzard" her daisy dukes were padded to make her ass more fuller. But seriously she has more of a pancake ass than anything.

    All she needs is some syrup to go along with that pancake ass. Very unflattering outfit.
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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson leaves The Factory after performing and partying (08/11/2006)

    Terrible outfit - very unflattering.

    It looks like there is a scar on her ass - in picture #4

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