Jessica Simpson leaves The Factory after performing and partying (08/11/2006)

SVZ · August 13th, 2006, 01:10 AM

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pacific breeze · August 13th, 2006, 01:15 AM

I thought hot pants went out of style about 25 years ago unless you were a hooker or something. Ugh.

heart_leigh · August 13th, 2006, 01:19 AM

Jessica's always flanked by her hairstylist, Ken Paves. Doesn't she have friends anymore?

And the woman has no ass.

DitaPage* · August 13th, 2006, 01:32 AM

She might have a decent body but those shorts dont flatter it at all. Why not just wear panties, it would be the same amount of coverage.

judyzeng · August 13th, 2006, 06:09 AM

She looks fat

**Mr. Authority** · August 13th, 2006, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by heart_leigh

Jessica's always flanked by her hairstylist, Ken Paves. Doesn't she have friends anymore?

And the woman has no ass.

I heard a rumor that in "Dukes of Hazzard" her daisy dukes were padded to make her ass more fuller.

But seriously she has more of a pancake ass than anything.

JamieElizabeth · August 13th, 2006, 09:35 AM

It's sad that now she's an individual and had fame, she's all alone. I guess that's a common tread in hollywood.

Oh, and I think that the suit she's wearing is a one- piece.

teforde23 · August 13th, 2006, 09:39 AM

That's the most unflattering outfit ever. I don't know who made it but, I had almost the identical outfit in grey when I was in high school like 10 years ago. She looks incredibly huge and square. She looks like a pudgy stripper

Seapharris7 · August 13th, 2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by teforde23

That's the most unflattering outfit ever. I don't know who made it but, I had almost the identical outfit in grey when I was in high school like 10 years ago. She looks incredibly huge and square. She looks like a pudgy stripper

Everyone kept saying she had looked like she gained weight, but I didnt see that until now. Maybe she should get rid of her stylist? And the sad part is she probably spent hundreds of dollars on that horrid outfit

vballchica134 · August 13th, 2006, 11:42 AM

Looks like she gained 20 pounds, but I think it's just the unflattering outfit.

MrsDark · August 13th, 2006, 11:57 AM

Her legs look pretty decent to me. But that outfit just doesn't look right on her. Too tight or something. She looks wider in the middle too. And I heard the same thing about padding her ass for 'Dukes'. I don't doubt it. Especially if she was smaller then. I also noticed how she bends forward and arches her back more every time she wants to look like she has an ass.

suede · August 13th, 2006, 12:52 PM

She's gained weight - she is heavier for her but she's not a "fat girl" - just normal (of fat by Hollywood standard).

The oufit and the bleach blond big hair just makes her look that much worse.

mtlebay · August 13th, 2006, 01:04 PM

OMG, she's getting skankier and skankier!!

Looks like she wants to be the 'Pamela Anderson' for her generation.

AKAMissy · August 13th, 2006, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Authority

I heard a rumor that in "Dukes of Hazzard" her daisy dukes were padded to make her ass more fuller.

But seriously she has more of a pancake ass than anything.

All she needs is some syrup to go along with that pancake ass. Very unflattering outfit.

HockeyRules · August 13th, 2006, 08:37 PM

Terrible outfit - very unflattering.

It looks like there is a scar on her ass - in picture #4