Brooklyn Beckham protecting mom from paparazzi in London (08/01/2006)

teforde23 · August 1st, 2006, 06:48 PM

JustJared

HockeyRules · August 1st, 2006, 10:21 PM

Here son, hold this piece of paper in front of my freakish bust.

(scarred for life, poor kid...)

Pandora · August 1st, 2006, 10:34 PM

Poor baby! He doesn't understand that she doesn't want to be protected, although we can thank the kid for protecting the viewers from part of the fugliness.

happy8 · August 1st, 2006, 10:35 PM

I do hope she follows David over here (US) when he plays soccer next week in Seattle. I'd love to witness live for myself......the freak show that is Ms. Beckham.

MrsDark · August 1st, 2006, 11:06 PM

Little does he know he's actually protecting MY eyesight! Feel for the poor kid when he comes to realize mommy eats up this kind of attention.

enctpc · August 2nd, 2006, 02:01 AM

What a strange thing to get your child to do. Maybe he has worked out how odd looking his mother is...

Voodoo Child · August 2nd, 2006, 02:20 AM

Good now go and get a paper bag for her head kid.

SammysMom · August 2nd, 2006, 02:25 AM

Does this woman ever wear anything other than short shorts? Does she think the public finds this attire sexy? Her legs are just way to thin to draw attention to them. UUUGGG and those freakin sunglasses on her. I want to take them off her face and step on them and yell at her "Stop it now!!"