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    Default Re: Tom Cruise presents Steven Spielberg with an award, and a penis hug (07/15/2006)

    penis hug? lol

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    Ohhhhhh so THAT'S what Tom's given Steven to hold.
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    Default Re: Tom Cruise presents Steven Spielberg with an award, and a penis hug (07/15/2006)

    It looks as though Tom doesn't want to hand over the trophy to Spielberg..

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    Quote Originally Posted by poopster
    penis hug? lol
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    Default Re: Tom Cruise presents Steven Spielberg with an award, and a penis hug (07/15/2006)

    Thumb's face looks kinda puffy, is he using botox?

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    Oooh, you're right. Girlfriend looks bad. Almost as bad as Katie. Seems he's not handling his life imploding before his very eyes very well, is he?

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    Looks like Spielberg is trying to push Cruise off of his crotch. Do men really hug like this photo?
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    Why would anyone hug so that they were bending backwards at the waist? It seems a bit painful, and if I had to pick a part of my body to touch Tom Cruise with it would not be my crotch.

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    Penis hug....hahahahaha!

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    Ooooh, he's ALMOST out of the closet....baby steps!

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    New meaning to the phrase "bumping uglies."

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    Spielberg probably felt dirty & molested afterwards. I have never seen a more gay picture of Monsieur Le Thumb than that close up at the podium.
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    Holy shit @ penis hug! It totally is too, look at Speilberg desperately trying to pry the urchin off of himself.

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    That really was a penis hug! And I noticed a little wood on Thetintom in the third picture so he must have enjoyed that, despite it being Steven Speilberg.
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