Now THIS is a way to make Brad Jealous!

October 25th, 2005, 06:18 PM

Taken at Hollywood Film Awards:
Snaggle Tooth and Fattie back off-these guys are HOT!

pacific breeze · October 25th, 2005, 06:22 PM

Who he?

muchlove · October 25th, 2005, 06:23 PM

It's Jake Gyllenhaal.

Nothing she does is going to make Brad jealous... she's a faint memory at this point, I'm sure.

WickedHo · October 25th, 2005, 06:23 PM

^^ Jake Gylenhaal. And he looks like he's luvin it!

October 25th, 2005, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WickedHo

^^ Jake Gylenhaal. And he looks like he's luvin it!

Snaggle Tooth refers to his ugly girlfriend. He does love it!

October 25th, 2005, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by muchlove

It's Jake Gyllenhaal.

Nothing she does is going to make Brad jealous... she's a faint memory at this point, I'm sure.

Oh, I dunno, men are funny. They want you to move on with your life until you actually do!

WickedHo · October 25th, 2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by muchlove

It's Jake Gyllenhaal.

Nothing she does is going to make Brad jealous... she's a faint memory at this point, I'm sure.

Hardly. If that's true, he's an asshole, and I don't think Bradley's an asshole.

AliceInWonderland · October 25th, 2005, 06:33 PM

he's gay (as proven by his ugly limp-haired blonde boy's body choice in a "girlfriend") and I doubt Brad even remembers who Jennifer is let alone gives a shit who's shes snogging!

October 25th, 2005, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by WickedHo

Hardly. If that's true, he's an asshole, and I don't think Bradley's an asshole.

I agree. He was kissing her the day before he left her. The famous shot on the beach.

stargazer · October 25th, 2005, 06:34 PM

Oh yeah, I would definitely trade Pittie for Jake.

If I wanted to downgrade

October 25th, 2005, 06:38 PM

This is a picture of a man in his fucking PRIME. Brad is not that man.

WickedHo · October 25th, 2005, 06:38 PM

I think Brad's still in his prime. I say, the sexiest age for a man is 38-42. Yuuuummmm!!!!

ETA: Jake's gonna be SO HOT in 10 more years!!!

vonvyne · October 25th, 2005, 06:39 PM

hmmmmmm........They sure would make a hot couple.

I like them together, she needs some new blood, Brad's too old anyways. You know men's weeners shrink as they hit their late 30s. If I were Jen, I wouldn't mind that Magina was doing my sloppy seconds and taking the reduced, shrivelled weener.

Oh and for those of you that think Brad's forgotten so soon, I doubt it, 7 years of his life can't just go up in smoke, you all have your own issues with Jen that y'all need to figure out. I'm sure pretty soon, we'll be hearing Brad talk about how what's going on now, was "A Phase in his life", that's what mid-life crises' do to you.

stargazer · October 25th, 2005, 06:39 PM

^ Word.

Plus, it would help if the so-called competition didn't look like someone from Planet of the Apes.

muchlove · October 25th, 2005, 06:41 PM

I was only being half serious about Brad.

I'm sure he hasn't completely forgotten Jen, he IS human. But I also don't think he's going to be losing any sleep over her being with someone else. He seems happy where he is.