May 8th, 2006, 12:02 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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May 8th, 2006, 12:04 PM
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Why does her hair match her dress?
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May 8th, 2006, 12:04 PM
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She looks like a stepford wife secretly bunny boiling psycho!!! I don't like this look at all. She suits the blonde slutty bimbo look!
Oh and her boobs look awful!! 
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May 8th, 2006, 12:08 PM
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Is she getting groped or something in pic #6? Plus I agree with Tiara, that dress makes her boobs look weird in the last few pics.
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May 8th, 2006, 12:09 PM
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Then you'll be happy to know that red piece of crap is a wig from her new wig collection.
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Jessica's Night as a Redhead!
Blonde bombshell JESSICA SIMPSON showed off a sassy new look over the weekend at the star-studded ALMA awards. She had smoldering, red hair! Our own KEVIN FRAZIER was with the A-lister to get the star scoop!
"It's a wig!" she told Kevin on the red carpet. "I put eyeshadow on the blonde to hide it."
In fact, the wig is part of Jessica's new hairpiece line coming out soon, as reported by "The Insider"'s own MARC MALKIN on March 21.
Jessica also debunked those baby adoption rumors, saying, "I'm not adopting a child! No, not yet. [But] that's not a silly matter. I support an orphanage in Mexico and I've supported it ever since I was 13 years old. That's where all those rumors came from. I haven't been down in a couple years but I'm making a trip pretty soon actually."
Source:www.etonline.com and ONTD!
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You can tell in this pic:
Her bangs look kind of pinkish b/c they're her blond bangs colored with eye shadow, then the wig is put behind the bangs and styled into her real hair.
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May 8th, 2006, 12:12 PM
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She is the perfect example of blond hair making someone look attractive. She looks very plain and her boobs is out of control
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May 8th, 2006, 12:26 PM
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I don't like the hair. It's not her. I don't like the fake blonde type, but something about Jessica was cute. I think she's empty and she's not my type, but something about her was just cute. The blonde hair fit her personality. She shouldn't try being something she's not. Even if I don't like someone, I respect them for being what they are. And it's a strapless gown and she has big boobs, that's why they look like that.
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May 8th, 2006, 12:32 PM
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LOL! The boobs! A girl in her right mind would never wear a dress making her boobs look so bad! 
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May 8th, 2006, 01:03 PM
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red hair does NOT suit her!
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May 8th, 2006, 01:25 PM
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A freakin line of wigs? Wtf? She is just desperate to stay in the public eye. Sorry Jessica - bad idea.
Hey, I wonder if the line includes those old lady wigs, perhaps in a nice shade of bluish gray?
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May 8th, 2006, 03:39 PM
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I personally love it. It really warms up her skin. I don't think it's a wig though. But I could be wrong. However, that dress has no support! lol If you have to be pulling up a dress all night then it shouldn't be worn.
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May 8th, 2006, 03:40 PM
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Is she at the wrong event? She looks like Teri Hatcher's "Burnt Toast".
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May 8th, 2006, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Sharlott
I personally love it. It really warms up her skin. I don't think it's a wig though. But I could be wrong. However, that dress has no support! lol If you have to be pulling up a dress all night then it shouldn't be worn.
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It is a wig, she said it was. I posted an article on the previous page
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"It's a wig!" she told Kevin on the red carpet. "I put eyeshadow on the blonde to hide it."
In fact, the wig is part of Jessica's new hairpiece line coming out soon, as reported by "The Insider"'s own MARC MALKIN on March 21.
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May 8th, 2006, 03:56 PM
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All these celebs who have stylist end up looking like shit. What are they paying the stylists for? She needed someone to pull her aside and let her know that #1 the color looks like shit on her, and #2 the dress is just too damn small to hold those jugs. With the money she has you would think she would dress much better than this....
ETA she is probably wearing the wig to keep from beind sued again...remember the jeans thing? They were suing her for not promoting and/or wearing the jeans she had her hand in...
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May 9th, 2006, 12:08 AM
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I like it. She looks really cute. It's good to change up your look once in awhile.
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