Yeah lady!
Yeah lady!
She actually is pretty.
I f**king hate Jordan. Really do not like her. She's always in British magazines, always on the cover with some bull headline like 'I'm still too fat' or 'My brilliant sex life with Peter.' I am SO sick of people like her and Kerry Katona, the worst person like this in America is Paris Hilton. I would MUCH rather read about Paris Hilton and her sex videos than about some shi*t that Jordan has made up to keep herself 'famous'. She's sh*t. Hate her.
I dream of another you.
Haha Lyndsey, why don't you say what you really feel!!![]()
lol sorry, but she really gets on my goat. Come on, you live in the UK, you probably go to a shop and look at the magazines and see about 5 different ones like Closer and Heat with Jordan on the front with some pathetic headline. I've lost my patience with this woman. And as I said, that f**king Kerry Katona, she's just as bad. Worse even. Stupid Iceland adverts.
I dream of another you.
No, I really like Jordan, and I find her interesting to read about. Kerry Katona does my head in, but I think Jordan is great, and gorgeous. Plus she sells magazines, so she must be pretty popular!
I'm not sure of what I find the worst, those stupid inflated balloons she sports as boobs, or the fact that her legs have become so absurdly unwomanly and stick thin that she doesn't even fill her hot pants?![]()
I have no idea why she is so famous, but she appears to be England's version of Pamela Anderson.
She's not even as 'talented' as Pamela Anderson and she hawks stories about her sick child all over the celeb magazines. She's a shrewd businesswoman but I do wonder if she actually has a soul.
her head looks really big
i LOVE Jordan! her legs are fucking Hot as Hell, im so jealous![]()
Umm...ICK!!! What in the hell is so great about this one?? She must've taken mascara application lessons from Tammy Faye(no offense to Tammy, I like her)
I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.
Why the hell is her head so big!! Literally!?
"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood". --Oscar Wilde
^^To match her boobs??![]()
I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.
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