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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson returning home to Los Angeles from Sydney (04/13/2006)

    did she get cheek implants or something? to me it looks like they're more puffy than usual lately

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    I see she's wearing her requisite "Look at me, I've got boobs" outfit.

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    When I try to dress like that my friends have contests trying to throw bar snacks like popcorn between my boobs. Someone needs to similarly deflate her ego.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dakodas
    When I try to dress like that my friends have contests trying to throw bar snacks like popcorn between my boobs. Someone needs to similarly deflate her ego.
    She needs to realize she's not the only woman on the planet with big boobs, fake or otherwise.

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    but it's a cute dress. although i won't wear it, too much cleavage ... i am too shy

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    she looks strung out and her face looks swollen... she probably had another procedure on her face. ps- look at her in the 2nd picture, admiring her boobs...

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    After that flight my ankles would be puffy-I hate that bitch.

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    She looks a a bit off in some of those pics. But I can't quite put my finger on what is up??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo Child
    She looks a a bit off in some of those pics. But I can't quite put my finger on what is up??
    She may not be puffy but she is worrying about DVT.

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    Umm what is Dvt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo Child
    Umm what is Dvt?
    Deep Vein Thrombosis. I was still riffing about the long flight.

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    Of course thanks!!

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    So, now The Whore of Babylon is sporting a Christian Fish necklace? Just above all her sluttish cleavage? Yes, she is definitely mom material! Can't ya just see her and Angelina at the kitchen table together having coffee and sharing gossip after the kids have left for school?

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    Short hair, big hooters.

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