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    Default Tom looking like a superhero

    A gross old man turtle-necked superhero.
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    He looks like he has to make a mad dash to the restroom.

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    What a dumbass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drama_queen View Post
    What a dumbass.
    ditto!

    He probably saw Kate naked and didn't know what to do with her, so he had to run over to the Church of Scientology and talk to one of the elders there.

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    Since he and Katie have been parading their "love" and now the pending birth of a baby or something, I wonder if there was a male lover of Toms who threatened to go public with their relationship and Tom had to do a "Michael Jackson". If there was a man, what may have happened to him? They (the scientologists) probably put him in their space craft and he is orbitting some galaxy far away as we speak.

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    i'm so bloggin this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killjoy View Post
    I'm the only one who doesn't think Tom is gay....hmmmmm.....I guess I can hold on to my delusions a little longer.
    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I don't think he's gay either. He just doesn't give off that vibe.

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    I don't think he's gay. Just maladjusted and creepy. Probably has a low sex drive and is basically asexual, unless he's IN LOVE. Then he becomes the impregnator.

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    He's fleeing one of those nasty Thetans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoAmI View Post
    I don't think he's gay. Just maladjusted and creepy. Probably has a low sex drive and is basically asexual, unless he's IN LOVE. Then he becomes the impregnator.
    LMAO! IMPREGNATOR! Yeah, I'm sure it's all about the procreation.
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    he saw a picture of xenu.

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    All I get are those damn red x's. Does anyone know why?
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