The magazines want us to feel sorry for uggo Jennifer Aniston but you know she looks at these pics and laughs at him. What a schmuck! I wanna be like Angelina!@!!!!! I bet he got his stomach tattooed. Seriously. His head is so far up her ass he is trying to one up Billie Bob...it really is sad. I mean-my man is whipped-but nothing like this....
Despite it all, I still like ole Bradley Johnson. I'd have dinner with him! Better yet, we'd go to a Frank Lloyd Wright home together and ooooh and aaaaaah together. **swoons, thinking of Frankie Lloyd** But I'd return him pronto to The Missus cuz I've never been sexually attracted to him.