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    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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    Default Re: Star Jones Reynolds and Al - AOL Black Voices Reception 02/23/2006

    Star's face is so scary to me. She looks incredibly frozen.
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    Her eyes... her eyes are..... melting.... they're just not right

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    Al always seems to smile just a bit more when there is a man around...

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    Default Re: Star Jones Reynolds and Al - AOL Black Voices Reception (02/23/2006)

    I don't know who she is but only certain women can get away with a tight fitting white outfit like that and I'm afraid to say she isn't one of them.

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    [QUOTE=Tenaj]I don't know who she is

    Thank your lucky stars!!

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    [QUOTE=LynnieD]
    Quote Originally Posted by Tenaj
    I don't know who she is

    Thank your lucky stars!!

    Is that a pun?

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    Who is Al, is Star the one in white? Did she used to be really fat? I am confused!

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    Lobelia: Hey, yes, it IS a pun! Didn't do that on purpose! Seriously, do thank the good lord(whatever god you choose to worship, if you do so) above that you have never been subjected to this frightening, self absorbed, bitchy, FUGLY woman!! Though, she gives us so much to talk about, it's hard not to love seeing her making a bigger ass of herself!!

    Chatterweb: Star is the 'woman' (I use that term loosely) in the white sleeveless mock turtleneck--the incredibly scary one. Her 'husband' (I also use that term loosely) is the extremely gay looking 'man' in some of the photo's. He has glasses and looks like a chick in drag. Star has lost approx 150lbs (she won't say how strangely!), so she used to be morbidly obese, but now is only very fat.

    Theres so much more to this story, so much more....and so little time.

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    Default Re: Star Jones Reynolds and Al - AOL Black Voices Reception (02/23/2006)

    *ahem* uh, LynnieD, you omitted the crucial fact that she IS an attorney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia
    *ahem* uh, LynnieD, you omitted the crucial fact that she IS an attorney.
    My apologies!

    Another crucial fact--don't forget that this sham marriage was completely paid for by sponsers and advertisers, via shameless pandering. AND she actually wrote a book about finding true love *snicker* and has the BALLS to go on tour to promote it, yet wont address certain issues that we all want to know about regarding her relationship!!


    Tracy Morgan from SNL does the BEST Star Jones!! Couldn't be any more accurate.

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    Default Re: Star Jones Reynolds and Al - AOL Black Voices Reception (02/23/2006)

    Perhaps Allison is attracted to Star's "balls."

    And you are SO right about Tracy Morgan!

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    Who the fuck are they trying to kid?

    Al is so gay he sweats glitter and Star is a fug sea-beast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent
    Who the fuck are they trying to kid?

    Al is so gay he sweats glitter and Star is a fug sea-beast.

    that is pure genius! i look forward to using that
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    It scares me when I see these two...just downright scares me. *shuddering*
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