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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia
    I have a confession to make.

    I am Trolli.












    No you're not, you don't have the sweet, sweet smell of insanity clinging to your clothes like some vile smoke.

    Hey I didn't have to much change the final verse of "Judy" to make it fit!

    Trolli in disguise, well what you aiming for
    A circus of horrors, yeah, well that's what you are
    You made you a life of ashes
    I guess I'll just spank your asses


    Oh yeah, we all just know that SVZ is lounging around a Bentley licking champagne off the asses of hot men from all the dough he makes off this board...(extreme sarcasm for the humor impaired))

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    I dunno, I thought I smelled pretty crazy.

    If this is true (Gator's suspicion, not my stupid confession) then it goes down as the most desperate Fatal Attraction I-WILL-NOT-BE-IGNORED stunt I've ever witnessed in my illustrious internet-surfing career.
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    Dunno if it's true or not. Just having a blast with the song. I could be wrong.

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    SVZ's using all the millions he makes to run his unicorn farm. There, I said it.
    Keep passing the open windows.

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    He bought me a learjet made out of unicorns.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    unicorns make me horny...especially white ones

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    Shit, you are cheap to buy I got a G4.
    Drive a car, drive a boat, drive a plane. What does it matter? As long as I'm drunk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland
    unicorns make me horny...especially white ones
    Racist!
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    Alice, everything makes you horny. Just admit it! (not that there's anything wrong with that, haha)

    Hey, I thought I smelled something in here, something rotten and unpleasant like rotting baby seal..did someone fart?

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    Yes, and whatever it was, it made a squealing noise at the same time.
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    But did it take a dump? That's FUNNY ya know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiki
    *walks in, looks around* Oh all the cool people are gone. Later.
    *drags himself to the brink of the chasm, trailing blood from the hideous sucking chest wound that tiki has just dealt him as one of the supposed 'uncool' people*

    I'll never recover from this. It's mortal.

    Seriously, wtf kind of high school hallway, cheerleader clique retardation was that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pacific breeze
    But did it take a dump? That's FUNNY ya know.
    It would be funnier if we had a picture of the dump.

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok
    *drags himself to the brink of the chasm, trailing blood from the hideous sucking chest wound that tiki has just dealt him as one of the supposed 'uncool' people*

    I'll never recover from this. It's mortal.
    Be sure & clean up your rainbow homo blood. No messes.
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    I'm far too old to think of anything clever to do with chest wounds. If only I could remember...
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    Just give him a Band-Aid. He likes the ones with superheros on them.
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