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Thread: Scientist says Dolphins are dumber than Goldfish

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    no way. i refuse to believe it. dolphins are brilliant animals. hell, they're smarter than a lot of people.
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    Dolphins are bright and lovely creatures. This scientist is full of crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    no way. i refuse to believe it. dolphins are brilliant animals. hell, they're smarter than a lot of people.
    i agree pk
    and what grimmlok said, about them having their own leanguages and all this..isn't that a known fact?

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    I thought they were suppose to be extremely intelligent....

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    Three things:

    a) Of course dolphins are fucking smart, especially when compared to goldfish. Or Britney Spears.
    b) My goldfish kept commiting suicide too. It was sad.
    c) Nice to see all those funds, time and resources going to such useful research.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aella View Post
    b) My goldfish kept commiting suicide too. It was sad.
    When I read this, I thought you meant a singular goldfish, not more than one. I was like, "How the hell does a goldfish keep commiting suicide?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedHo View Post
    When I read this, I thought you meant a singular goldfish, not more than one. I was like, "How the hell does a goldfish keep commiting suicide?"
    Well, obviously there were the atttempts. The pills, the booze, the tiny-teeny razor blades. I got it into therapy with a starfish, but nothing helped, it kept listening to Nick Cave and dyeing its finns black. And it decided to end it all.

    It was all very tragic.

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    ^^^^
    LOL
    was he emo?
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    The world couldn't understand his PAIN!

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    HAHHAHAHAA, Aella! Poor widdle fishy...

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