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    I think it's a her, actually.

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    *hits Jezi with the shoe she uses to kill spiders
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    I DO NOT KILL SPIDERS! HOW DARE YOU!



    No really, I don't.



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    Oh man, Jezi. you're going too far even for me. That thing is terrifying!
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezi View Post
    I DO NOT KILL SPIDERS! HOW DARE YOU!



    No really, I don't.


    I meant the one I use to kill them, I'm throwing my dirty nasty spider bloodied shoe at you ! I am also gonna push you in the hole with ^^^^that bitch. Now I"m gonna go find me some cute kitteh pics to erase my brain of all these horrid spiders
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    Kat Scorp and Rusalka like this.

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    The horse ones are awesome. Especially "my name's whoa dammit".
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
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    ^

    I can't figure out how he fit in there, but add some soap and we've got ourselves a neat dog bath.
    Tiene razon, y gracias por su opinion. Now go fuck yourself.

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    I like the last one because the younger of my two kitties is ALWAYS opening my underwear drawer, pulling out all my panties and sitting in it. Hubby will come in and say, "Hey, there's extra pussy in your panties this morning..."

    You know, cause he's klassy like that
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    bwah I'm klassy like that too, when my cats are in my lap I always tell my hubby I'm petting my pussy lol
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    Love all of these! Thank you all for making my day!
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