That last one...omg
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
"OMG...That is thee biggest bag of cat-nip I've ever seen in my life"
Awww, I just want to give kitteh's paws a big kiss!
This thread always makes me laugh.
"You can't date your fuck buddy."
time for some more.
(actually, that is not funny. AT ALL!!!!)
um not mine the little bitch peed in my bed last nite! i woke up at 5am to wet feet and a damn puddle on my new super nice matress
Gr8 selection Funky Chicken. THANKS!
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