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    Do they like their cocktails straight-up or on the rocks??

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    They are not fussy, but some glitter won't hurt. Better have a chic glass.
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    Absolutely fabulous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    That's just to get them in. When they see what needs to be done, they get busy & stay-provided you keep the pitcher full. And put umbrellas in the drinks.
    much better LOL
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    A PAIR of gay flamingos
    omg this line just made my day!!!!

    i must continue to read the story now

    the flamboyant duo
    omg it just got even better!!!

    k, im continuing to read now...

    Fernando and Carlos are a same sex couple
    omfg their names are Fernando and Carlos!?! that is just too perfect

    The pair, who have been together for about six years, can feed their chick without any female help - by producing milk in their throat.
    oh yeah, milk, right, thats what they're calling it these days......
    Gay flamingos are not particularly rare and enjoy an elevated status with their choice of partner.
    well why wouldn't they?!

    great story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Thr Flamboyant Flamingo sounds like a good title for a murder mystery!
    Sounds like the name of a good, summery cocktail.

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    The replies to this thread are so cute

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    I'm still trying to get some to roost in my back yard. The goats are back but no flamingos yet.

    Shrimp cocktail tonight for them. Is that good bait for gay flamingos?
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    do you have your backyard properly bedazzled????
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    I have disco balls, flamingo leather chaps, and show tunes playing. What else do you suggest?
    Drive a car, drive a boat, drive a plane. What does it matter? As long as I'm drunk!
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    a fountain for the gay robins to bathe in and drink out of!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorbeet View Post
    I'm still trying to get some to roost in my back yard. The goats are back but no flamingos yet.

    Shrimp cocktail tonight for them. Is that good bait for gay flamingos?
    Silly! Everyone knows flamingos hate goats! It is the s-m-e-l-l. If you have to keep them, dress in colorful bedazzled babuskas & weskits and certainly polish the hoofs in tasteful colors. Spray heavily with Jasmine scent. This MIGHT work. I assume you have Bett Midler singing, with baby spots for the flamings to pause in. OMG! TELL me you have some large mirrors? They like gazing at perfection.
    Swathes of mesquito netting in soft pastels.
    Last edited by McJag; June 7th, 2007 at 07:59 PM. Reason: worried about mesquitos.
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    OT but the only gay animals I've known personally have been male. I haven't known any lesbian animals, interesting...

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    I have lesbian dogs sparky pimps out eve to get puppies though. I also had a trisexual dog he liked cats, squirrels anything he could catch he'd hump
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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    a fountain for the gay robins to bathe in and drink out of!
    Maybe a light pink champagn punch...
    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

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