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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    What if the testicle was diseased and the poor dog was just trying to save its new master's life?
    Well.....that's a thought, Twitchy. Maybe the man had testicular cancer and the dog sensed it.
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    I bet the man wasn't properly feeding the dog. damn them for,putting him to sleep.
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    Growing up. we had this alcoholic paralyzed guy who,lived down the street from us. He had a pet ferret that chewed a hole in his leg when he was passed out in his house.

    Carry on.
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    When I first moved onto this road, we had one of the neighbours tell us about another neighbour who was a drunk, passed out and burned his junk with a cigarette. He didn't go to see a doctor but instead showed up on these people's doorstep a week or so later because he heard they knew first aid, unzipped and displayed his now infected member. They told him to go straight to the hospital emergency.

    Carry on.
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    My friend worked at A&E and somebody came in having "slipped and fell" onto a light bulb, and it had gone straight up his arse.

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    ^^^^
    there's a book of x-rays of people who have gone to the emergency room with weird shit stuck up their asses. it's amazing.
    stuck up!
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    I think I'll start giving the cats a little extra food....just in case.
    The more people I encounter, the more I like my animals.

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    Appalachian oysters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    ^^^^
    there's a book of x-rays of people who have gone to the emergency room with weird shit stuck up their asses. it's amazing.
    stuck up!
    Talk to A&E doctors. They see the best shit in regards to things that "slipped and fell"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witchywoman View Post
    I bet the man wasn't properly feeding the dog. damn them for,putting him to sleep.
    Idk if you were serious, but I thought this same thing.

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    One morning the Bloke woke from his naked slumber and did what most men do when they first wake up - he started giving his pods a good old scratch. The cat woke up from her spot on the end of the bed, saw what he was doing and thought "It's moving! KILL IT!" and launched herself at him, claws out. I nearly fell out of bed because I was laughing so hard.

    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    My friend worked at A&E and somebody came in having "slipped and fell" onto a light bulb, and it had gone straight up his arse.

    Carry on.
    I was told of a guy who had shoved frozen fish fingers up his arse and then couldn't get them out again. By the time he'd driven miles out of his area to avoid being recognised his internal body temp had turned them to mush.
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