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    I'm guessing there was no previous call to animal control. Crule, when you think about it.

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    Don't know? They said nothing to the neighbor's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Shit, I have 3 little fat ass raccoons that come up to my house nightly. I would blow the little bastards away but they are kinda cute... so long as they don't bother me and hiss at me too much, I'll let 'em be.
    Same here, we had one we called George Cooney but now there's a whole damn family of them. Bold little fuckers like to tip and drain out my hummingbird feeders, so I try to remember to bring the feeders in at night. Screaming at them through the window doesn't faze them one bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    I'm guessing there was no previous call to animal control. Crule, when you think about it.
    They probably didn't do anything until they heard about this thread. Blogging about it here makes it official, no wonder they swooped in - they were just waiting for the GR stamp of approval. Yay bloggers! We're like super heroes that don't even have to get off our arses to save animals everywhere.
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    Yes you are all right. Now its done and over with.
    I hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    Screaming at them through the window doesn't faze them one bit.
    But it must be highly entertaining for them!
    ~Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    Crule, when you think about it.
    i dose not understand your comment
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Kirsten, what city do you live in? Large or small?
    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    Awwwww fuck she missed herding them in this time. I still say the cat lady's the sane one on that block
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirsten01 View Post
    They removed so many dead cats i lost count.
    And yes they took away the live ones as well because they were strays.
    They had no shots no records just worms. The man and woman had to put on a
    mask because the woman came out the house vomiting! Its was pretty bad.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kirsten01 View Post
    Yes they were. crapping all over in front of everyone's yard
    laying on top and under ppl's cars. Plus the smell was awful.
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    If anyone of you had to live with this for the past year
    trust me you not find this funny at all!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kirsten01 View Post
    Yeah but .... No one wanted to step up and do anything.
    Nice ppl nice neighborhood but all talk and no action.
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    Seriously though, we all diden't much when it was 3 cats
    but then she fed every stray and then they started breeding.
    Things just got outta hand because no one wanted to say anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kirsten01 View Post
    Yes your right. something should have been done sooner.
    But the fact is its all ove and done with. OMG i hope she
    dosen't wait awhile and start hording cats again.
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    They said nothing .. they just went in and came out with cats and cats and more cats
    let me help you dear. THIS is called multi-quoting. Live it, learn it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Stealth fur.
    camewflage?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    How about some spiky stuff like those things that fall off the those trees..sweetgum or something like that? Something they would not want their tender paws touching?

    Of course knowing my dumb ass I would be out there with bare feet and forget and step on that spiky shit myself and the cats would just smirk.
    Smirking is so a cat thing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    You have no coffee grounds, citrus peels or cayenne handy? No one in your neighborhood could lend you any?

    If the cats are prowling around tonight, why don't you call the police right now? Why do you need to wait until tomorrow? The cat lady will be surprised the cops are showing up and she won't be able to herd the cats into the house in the dark.
    CATS CAN SEE IN THE DARK DUHHHH!

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    Or maybe 4chan. They're always helpful and sympathetic.
    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    Yeah, tell 4chan you intend to hurt your neighbour's cats! They love that shit.


    In spite of the crule denouement, funniest thread in years. I'm off to herd my cats to bed y'all. It's an advanced crazy cat lady skill.
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    "crule denouement"

    I must remember to slip this into my writing often!
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    Please post the news story about this Kirsten01.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gardenwitch View Post
    But it must be highly entertaining for them!
    That's the worst part--hearing them laugh at me.
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    You should put plants in your garden that repel cats if they are proving to be a problem. One of the best you can get is Nepeta Cataria, which is guaranteed to keep the little devils out of your area and produces pretty white and purple flowers. Dot them about your garden and before you know it everything will be how it should be.
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