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    ....isn't that what the wife does after 25 years of marriage.......

    ......duck sex.......


    .....ouch.......boooo.......

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    ba dum dum ching!
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    That thing is effing creepy. It looks like it wants to eat that little girl.



    Look at its eyes. Damned if that evil gremlin-looking thing isn't plotting world domination. I hope they lock the little girl in her bedroom at night.
    Totally agree.
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    Whats weird about the way koalas fuck?

    He's a cute little monster. I think he looks a little weird there because the area around his mouth is all wet. I just want to scoop him up and give him a hug.
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    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    Whats weird about the way koalas fuck?
    The male koala kinda rapes the female and after that he starts going around in trees screaming in a weird way, they explained that he has the urge to tell everyone in the forest that he fucked.

    It was so weird because I used to think that koalas are cute.

    Tasmanian devil sex sounds so scary I'm already scared of them, my friend from tasmania used to tell me horror stories of them and I was sure after that that they run around tasmania biting peoples legs off.

    There is also this one small white mammal living here in finland were the male rapes all of the offspring when they are babies.

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    Koalas also have 2 penises.
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    i think technically it's just one, but it has 2 heads.

    some more fun koala sex facts:

    Like in most marsupials, the koala male has a double-headed penis. Female koalas are notorious for their lesbian "sex sessions," rejecting male suitors (females are slightly larger!) and trying to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time. This tendency has been observed till now only in individuals kept in captivity, while in the wild, they seem to remain heterosexual. In captivity, koalas have a ratio of three homosexual mating sessions for each heterosexual one.

    The researchers have tried to explain the bizarre behavior: lesbian sex could be used by females to turn on the males; it may also be a hormonal impairment occurring in captivity, or employed to relieve stress.
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    It's official then: my neighbours are closeted Tasmanian Devils... *slaps forehead*
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    Love him.

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    Update:
    Star koala branches out across the web
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    Star the Koala with rescuer Anakie wildlife carer Sandi Murdoch.

    A TINY koala rescued from a Maude property in last week's record heatwave will remain in care until the end of the year.

    "Star", as she has been dubbed by Anakie wildlife carer Sandi Murdoch, is lucky to be alive after being abandoned by her mother at just nine months of age.

    Since appearing in the Geelong Advertiser on January 31, Star has become an international sensation.

    Viral emails of her plight has swept the globe and dozens of websites show her standing in a bucket of cool water in a bid to escape the heat.

    "She was dehydrated and obviously heat-stressed," Ms Murdoch said.
    "She is doing brilliantly.

    "The heat is really hard on koalas and ring-tail possums."

    The searing heat saw a record 28 koalas need help from Ms Murdoch.
    Two failed to survive the extreme stress and dehydration following four days of temperatures above 40C.

    Ms Murdoch still has 17 koalas at her Anakie home, including two youngsters keeping Star company inside the house.

    Ms Murdoch said most koalas stayed with their mothers until at least a year old, with many in the wild still being babied at 15 months of age.
    Star would be released in early spring into bushland bordering Ms Murdoch's property.
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    Slideshow with more pics of Star as well as another koala in a sprinkler: Koalas beat the heat

    and another koala slideshow. Darn these things are adorable!
    How much heat can a koala bear? | NEWS.com.au

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    Nope, still evil-looking.
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    I think he's absolutely adorable. I never realized just how long their claws are.

    I want him.

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    ....cue more crazy tourists climbing over zoo walls to hug the koalas.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ....cue more crazy tourists climbing over zoo walls to hug the koalas.....
    The hub has turned me off of koalas after the Steve Irwin Zoo, where you get to interact with them. They feel like cheap polyester and smell because they piss and shit on themselves.

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