KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
Fuck you all, I'm going viral.
Ratty has turned his tissue box over so the opening is on top and, voila, skylight! Now he is napping because being a brilliant innovator is exhausting. We are expecting a call from Better Homes & Gardens any minute.
Crazy or maddening, I am not sure which! Sorry if I've already posted this before...but if my love-crazed lovebird, Mr. Turkle. doesn't stop regurgitating on me, it will drive me nuts to the point where I shall need a cage at the Granby zoo.
Mr. Pip calls Mr. Turkle "The Polish Puking Parrot" (after the Norwegian Blue Parrot, pining for the fjords -- Monty Python).
Lord knows Turkle loves me, but it's becoming gross!
Found a solution for that boy, though. I ball up some terlet paper and he has at it and it keeps him out of my hair, so to speak, temporarily.
Strange thing he does? Well, he's house-trained. When he needs to poop, he flies to the top of the cockatiels' cage, poops, and then flies back to further cling to me. Not so strange, though, as parrots are very intelligent.
Mr. Turkle only poops on me when he's in a snit for a perceived injustice that he feels that I inflicted upon him. Even our beloved late Westhaven, the little blue and white pied male budgie who really hooked us on birds did the same thing.
Our cockatiel, Donald, who adores Mr. Pip with every breath in his body, acts like a dog in many ways. He responds to Mr. Pip's whistles and comes flying through the air, and he follows Mr. Pip around, studdling around on the floor, just like a little puppy. I should take a video sometime.
^^Fuck you cunt.
Anyway, when I got home tonight, I was greeted by my dog with one end of my bed sheet twisted around her dog tag and the rest billowing around her, down the steps to my living room like a wedding dress train. I can just imagine my cat taking a ride on it throughout the house while we were gone.
See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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