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    ^^ so how exactly do you get back in the plane?

    I think i had a family of possums playing rugby on my roof last night! they kept me awake for most of the night.

    And i bloody hate cockroaches!! they don't die when you bash the crap outta them with a shoe and 5 mins later the bastard was still twitching as it lay dying.

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    If you cut off a cockroaches head, the body will still live for 3 weeks.
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    I don't care, I still want to have land in Oz. Dammit, I so wanna move to Sydney!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Possums are as common as squirrels here

    Thanks to the treehuggers they are a protected species
    Possums? Protected species? Good grief, why, if they're so common? I swear they're as suicidal as squirrels, they way they both run out into the road the instant they see a car coming. I've risked my life many times, dodging their little asses.
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    Well TECHNICALLY they are protected, but I have to say that they don't last very long if they dare come and destroy my garden. That's all I'm saying.

    STOP PRESS!!! We had an earthquake last night!! I heard a loud crash around 10.40 and to be honest I thought MrAO had fallen out of bed or maybe a very large possum had jumped onto our tin roof. I didn't think any more of it but this morning on the news I heard there was an earthquake (only 2.2) near Dandenong which is about 20km from here. I didn't feel the ground shake or anything, just that loud bang, but other suburbs reported broken windows and things falling off shelves, etc.
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    I saw a special on Discovery about irukandji which was enough to destroy any dreams I had of going to Australian beaches. Now I have to worry about creepy crawly shit on land too? Eff that, I'm staying home...

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    ^^ the jellyfish?? i must have been living in a shell ive never heard of it before. But heres a video of a woman who has been stung by an irukanji.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPtqVh4fcoc

    Looks painful and there is no anti venom for it! but i wouldnt let the chance of getting stung stop you visiting. Has anyone ever had a cane toad chase you? thats a nightmare!

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    Australian Cane Toad - cute, eh?

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    ^^ thats just disgusting what sort of feral touches them. isnt there like only one animal that can eat them without getting poisoned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Australian Cane Toad - cute, eh?


    I f*cken hate those ugly creatures. Seriously I scream whenever they jump near me. Now the season has changed, they are back with a passion at my place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleuth View Post
    ^^ the jellyfish?? i must have been living in a shell ive never heard of it before. But heres a video of a woman who has been stung by an irukanji.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPtqVh4fcoc

    Looks painful and there is no anti venom for it! but i wouldnt let the chance of getting stung stop you visiting. Has anyone ever had a cane toad chase you? thats a nightmare!
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Well TECHNICALLY they are protected, but I have to say that they don't last very long if they dare come and destroy my garden. That's all I'm saying.

    STOP PRESS!!! We had an earthquake last night!! I heard a loud crash around 10.40 and to be honest I thought MrAO had fallen out of bed or maybe a very large possum had jumped onto our tin roof. I didn't think any more of it but this morning on the news I heard there was an earthquake (only 2.2) near Dandenong which is about 20km from here. I didn't feel the ground shake or anything, just that loud bang, but other suburbs reported broken windows and things falling off shelves, etc.

    Shit!

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    Yeah... yum

    Umm okay you are all putting me off swimming at the beach now. Think I will stick to jogging on the sand.

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