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    The Cross is for Tourists and 18 year olds ( who havent realised its a crap night spot yet )

    Any self respecting Gay person wouldnt be seen dead in the cross.

    For Grimm I would say Newtown ( the New Gay area - biggest gay population now ) and Oxford St ( The old Gay area - has the biggest gay bars ) would be more fun.

    Sydney as a whole is less 'Gay Friendly' ( ie needs to make a point of stating it all the time ) and is just Gay accepting ( ie there isnt really Gay only places in newtown - its just a mixed bag and not an issue - Oxford St still has a few places but thats more for the sake of attracting Gay tourists and being sleazy pick up joints )

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    Funnell Webs are all over sydney - but hard to find.

    Snakes are mostly in the bushy fringes not in the city.

    Most native stuff you would see outside of a zoo in Sydney metro is Possums, Owls, Harmless spiders, Bats and a myriad of birds like Cockatoos, Galahs, Lorikeets and Kookaburras. ( and lots of introduced ones - pigeons, minor birds etc ). If you are around the Harbour there are about a million seagulls too )

    I have only ever seen two snakes within urbanised areas. Not much for 28 years of being in Syd.

    Last shark fatality was in 1962. But there have already been a few shark alarms at Coogee and Bondi this year - no attacks this year.
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    I would say The Beat in the Valley for Grimm. That place has really picked up it's act of late.

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    Well I would choose Melbourne over Sydney..I just happened upon a certain site one time. Melbourne has more gay bathhouses than Sydney and San Francisco combined! (I would only go to those places as an observer..kind of like a sociologist/anthropologist investigating patterns of culture. )
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    ^^^ really??? Can't say I've ever noticed but then again why would I
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    ^^Yes! I had stumbled across that site and Melbourne is apparently some kind of world capital for that. I had no idea of that. Also when I read about it they mentioned something like Melbourne had the first gay commercial ever on TV..sometime in the 70's(naturally).

    Australian animals make most animals in this area seem like total wimps. I don't think we have a killer anything around here. Strange that we have Opossums here and they are marsupials I think(the only ones on this continent I think) and have the pouch thing for the young and all. I have one living in the woodpile next to my garage. Strange looking thing...and very fat.


    *LOL at the image of Grimm running screaming from Aussie spiders*
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    Possums are as common as squirrels here, although you don't see them as often because they are mostly nocturnal. They live in trees and get around by scurrying along the phone lines and rooftops. And they are VERY destructive in gardens, eating shoots and buds and generally being a pain in the ass. Thanks to the treehuggers they are a protected species so they now wreck havoc everywhere. If you have one living in your roof then you call a licenced possum remover who is allowed to capture it in a humane trap and then release it, get this, no more than 50meters from where it was caught. So the possum just goes straight back to where it was caught and you are $50 worse off. There are other methods of more permanently removing the bastards but I will draw a discrete veil over how we do it......
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    When I visited Oz (when I was 13) I noticed that even their bugs were way bigger than anything I'd ever seen, esp the moths.

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    Yeah - we do bugs.........
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    k, just so you all know ive never been to a bathhouse and the worst offense i've committed at a gay bar was making out
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    You don't need to go to bathhouses, just pick any beach and perv at the eyecandy lifeguards in their dinky red speedos. Swoon.
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    ^^I fell over and knocked myself out on the sand once (if you can believe that!) and when I came around there were all these lifeguards hanging over me (and I do mean hanging over me ). I felt alright but managed to mumble that I still couldn't walk and they took me with them to their little hut thingy on the beach. They were so nice and I even had something to eat with them and spoke to them for ages haha. I even managed to get a phone number but by that week I had a new boyfriend from Uni and didn't want to jeopardise it!

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    That scenario sounds perfect for a porno flick Voodoo! I'll write the script (shouldn't take long LOL) and you can be the stunt coordinator, or would you prefer to take a leading role? You'll have to think of a suitable porno name though. Sandy Peakes? Belle Breakers? Foamy Cummins?
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    ^^Ummm I get all shy naked. I would need a body double of course!

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    We could call in EvilMonkey as our talent scout?
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    Ahem.

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