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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzyGirl View Post
    http://i2.wp.com/thelibertarianrepub...it=1024%2C1024

    im on my iPad and can't post the pic but here is a link to an exploding whale pic
    Cool!

    the video:

    Graphic video: Dead sperm whale explodes as biologist cuts open carcass - YouTube
    I hope he had his mouth closed.
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    ^^^ Rob Ford at the :06 mark.
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    Pfffft. Just tie a (long) line around the tail and tow it out to sea. I didn't think Newfies were such girlies.
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    Has the whale exploded yet? - Untitled

    I lol'd when reading that URL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    That shit was mesmerizing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    he needed a longer hook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Pfffft. Just tie a (long) line around the tail and tow it out to sea. I didn't think Newfies were such girlies.
    I think the tail of a rotting whale would probably just come off at this point if you tried to pull it.
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    And then the carcass would float out in some shipping lane and it would be like Titanic all over again. Ship hits it, goes down and survivors cling to bits of blubber.

    I should sell this to James Cameron.

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    So, Rose would float on a large blob of blubber then instead of that piece of wood?
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    This movie needs to be made now!

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    just shoot the damn thing and get it over with! When we were kids, we would run wild through the woods and play at the dump every chance we got. On at least one occasion, we came across a dead and bloated cow... and from a safe distance, we'd throw rocks at it until it exploded and then try to outrun the stink. That's how kids play in the country, baby!
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    ^That explains a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    That was AWESOME!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    And then the carcass would float out in some shipping lane and it would be like Titanic all over again. Ship hits it, goes down and survivors cling to bits of blubber.

    I should sell this to James Cameron.
    And cast Kirstie Alley as the whale.
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    On the bright side when it does explode there will be plenty of food for the seagulls. They'll clean up the mess.

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