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    Quote Originally Posted by bella
    You should probably consider that when telling everyone else how 'wrong' they are!
    Bella, it appears we have a troll. I was nice to her, but hey, what can you do.

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    Wasn't this about the fawkin monkey kid?

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    You never really know what you are going to see at the zoo. We were with the kids at the Toronto Zoo years ago and saw two tortoises having sex and making the most interesting passionate grunts. A little kid near us asked, "Mommy, what are the turtles doing?". His embarrassed mother seemed to be at a loss and so I offered helpfully, "They're hugging.". She looked grateful for a split second and then my toddler pipes up with, "No they're not, they're HUMPING.". Heh heh. But I digress. Poor monkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy
    You never really know what you are going to see at the zoo. We were with the kids at the Toronto Zoo years ago and saw two tortoises having sex and making the most interesting passionate grunts. A little kid near us asked, "Mommy, what are the turtles doing?". His embarrassed mother seemed to be at a loss and so I offered helpfully, "They're hugging.". She looked grateful for a split second and then my toddler pipes up with, "No they're not, they're HUMPING.". Heh heh. But I digress. Poor monkey.
    I like your kid. He(she can't tell the truth.
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    I know this stuff happens all the time in real life, but it's still so sad to me. Poor little monkey, what a horrible way to die.

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    I bet monkey tastes good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by High Life
    No, I really haven't. When I first came her I got "bullied" right away.

    Sweetheart, what you got when you came on here was MILD. Try posting where I do the majority of my posting, TwoP and the Usenet groups and see what real bullying is like by bitter wizened intellectuals. We eat our wounded there.

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    I bet monkey tastes good.
    Especially barbequed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyMix
    But its nowhere near as good as baby. Mmmmm.....BBQ baby......
    Stuffed with cat.

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    Actually I do prefer either kitten or puppy with a beer can half opened and shoved up the hoohaa slow roasted over a pit with Carolina BBQ sauce. Baby is too greasy for my stomach.

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    Aww, poor 'lil monkey kid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by High Life
    Wasn't this about the fawkin monkey kid?

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by High Life
    Hahaha!
    Shut up stupid muthafukkah!
    How the hell can u find this funny?
    Excuse me for saying this, but u've got som serious issues. And I've read your other posts. U'r sick, sorry for telling, but that's the truth!
    Grow up hun!

    (But I do agree with you about Angelina )

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    I think we have an identity crisis here, Moomies, I noticed the Monkey kid thing too. Someone has way too much time on their hands to be creating multiple usernames
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    I knew it! I think about 3 or 4 might be the same person!

    Get a job you loser!

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    Only because I write "kid" i'm not he same person as that high life?
    okey, now I get it, when someone writes "kid" they are the same person as high life. okey, good theory.

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