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    Default Hot turtle on shoe action!

    Possibly NSFW!!!

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDiR7UxI8Ow[/YOUTUBE]
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    Wow, that's weird. I have never seen a turtle bang before..... I don't know what to say!

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    that is the first time I have heard one make noises, strange!

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    Makes me think of Hugh Heffner in bed.
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    On one of my very first dates with ManxSpouse, we went to the local animal sanctuary and the turtles were totally humping each other. Ummm....awkward!
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    The little noise it makes while humping is hysterical.

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    That shoe is a bad lay.
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    I can't believe they showed a closeup of his little pecker.

    The noises he made were hilarious btw.
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    i love the sound it makes!
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    god.. the shoe just sits there..
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    Poor little fellow. He was putting in so much work and I don't think his little winky ever even touched the shoe. The noises he made were so friggin hilarious!
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    What a goer

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    Poor baby..he tried so hard!
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    That's one horny yet frustrated turtle.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    I found their babies....


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