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    Default Listen Kid, here's the plan...

    "You wheel me over to where the parents are. I'll distract them with my Tonka truck of adorableness. YOU steal the cookies for us and I'll meet you back here.
    Deal?"

    "Deal!"


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    Aww...Aww... that's just adorable!!
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    OK now THAT is a cute dog. Is it a bulldog?

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    oh my god, what kind of dog is that? i'd have said french bulldog or pug but the ears aren't pointy enough. bulldog? sharpei?
    whatever it is, i want it. and i want it to stay that size forever.
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    It's an English bulldog, not to be confused with the smaller French edition. They are so ugly that they're cute.

    The Mister wants to get one of those, but I won't let him. They are so over-bred, they can hardly breathe.
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    ^^
    someone told me french bulldogs can't even mate on their own. they simply don't conceive naturally.
    and for some reason that made me laugh my ass off. for hours.
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    English bulldogs are the cutest widdle puppies, and they are such a mess as full-grown dogs. I have a friend who breeds them. She keeps one as her pet and says she has to reach into his throat and pull out globs of slobbery stuff so he doesn't choke on his own saliva. She has had to reinsert his eyeball more than once because his eyes pop out of their sockets--I'm not kidding. I ran across the friend and the dog at a pet store one day, and while I talked to her he grazed against me and left a huge trail (like four feet long) of frothy, gooey dog spit slime across my black pants. No, thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinola View Post
    English bulldogs are the cutest widdle puppies, and they are such a mess as full-grown dogs. I have a friend who breeds them. She keeps one as her pet and says she has to reach into his throat and pull out globs of slobbery stuff so he doesn't choke on his own saliva. She has had to reinsert his eyeball more than once because his eyes pop out of their sockets--I'm not kidding. I ran across the friend and the dog at a pet store one day, and while I talked to her he grazed against me and left a huge trail (like four feet long) of frothy, gooey dog spit slime across my black pants. No, thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinola View Post
    English bulldogs are the cutest widdle puppies, and they are such a mess as full-grown dogs. I have a friend who breeds them. She keeps one as her pet and says she has to reach into his throat and pull out globs of slobbery stuff so he doesn't choke on his own saliva. She has had to reinsert his eyeball more than once because his eyes pop out of their sockets--I'm not kidding. I ran across the friend and the dog at a pet store one day, and while I talked to her he grazed against me and left a huge trail (like four feet long) of frothy, gooey dog spit slime across my black pants. No, thank you.
    Geez.. that's disgusting!

    My sister has a bulldog and he's nothing like that. He's cute (in an ugly way - if that makes sense ) and doesn't have much of a personality. The only thing that bugs me about him is that when he drinks water out of a water dish, the water gets EVERYWHERE!

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