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    Default Michael Vick on dog loyalty

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    At the urging of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, convicted animal abuser Michael Vick recently took a course on developing empathy for animals while in prison.

    Here is one of his answers — word for word — from his final exam.

    “My Aunt Tina own a Rotti name Tico. Once my aunt and her boyfriend Wayne having an intense fight. Tico couldn’t get into the house and thought my Aunt Tina was in danger. She jump through a glass window and pin my Aunt boyfriend Wayne to the ground just growling until my Aunt called her off. Now that’s loyalty.”

    Vick went to Virginia Tech University.

    While this touching story about Aunt Tina and Wayne is straight out of a Norman Rockwell painting, Vick managed only a 73 percent score on the PETA test.

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    Has he changed though? He's still a dick imo

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    I assumed that they found an old essay he wrote as a child until I reread it was recent! Wow! How old is he?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    Has he changed though? He's still a dick imo
    And an idiot... I can't believe that he got into college and "earned" good enough grades to stay eligible for sports with those writing skills. This is what happens when universities hire "tutors" to do the athletes' work for them.

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    I think he will be watched more carefully after he gets out and it is up
    to him to mess it up...
    Action speaks louder than words...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity View Post
    I assumed that they found an old essay he wrote as a child until I reread it was recent! Wow! How old is he?
    Just looked it up... he's 29 this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity View Post
    I assumed that they found an old essay he wrote as a child until I reread it was recent! Wow! How old is he?
    Me, too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    Just looked it up... he's 29 this year.
    Are you sure 29 isn't his IQ? God, that's just tragic. Shame he couldn't think about the loyalty of that dog when he was treating them like barbaric entertainment
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    It's not like he ever went to class...Football players basically just need to show up to games to be considered in good academic standing!

    I only knew of one player who was a regular on the Dean's List during my time there: Bryan Randall!
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Michael Vick on dog loyalty

    is like Hannibal Lechter on cooking
    It's no longer a dog whistle, it's a fucking trombone


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    Yeah, most athletes don't seem to be very bright. They were interviewing the USC football team, right before the Rose Bowl, and they didn't know who Joe Biden was??? JOE FRICKIN' BIDEN!!! He's the VP of the US and they didn't know who he was.

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    Although, that Mark Sanchez is a cutie!!

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    **Note to self**
    Never let any kid go to Virginia Tech Uni.

    That is just ridiculous.

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    ^ Hey hey we're not all that dumb!

    It's actually one of the best state schools in Virginia, but I might be biased...
    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Sorry. I forgot you went there.

    Okay, so Michael Vick is just an idiot.

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    No there's plenty of idiots that go there! I was one of them for a few years until I grew up...enough!
    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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