Birthday: I don't know, but I hope he gets a giant cupcake on that day!
Birth Name: Stains
Original Date of HS of the Day: January 24, 2009
Claim to Fame: Stains became an instant star after The Soup posted a clip of an evil witch teasing him with a tray of beautiful white cupcakes with sprinkles (!!!). Stains was able to resist but I'm sure he put a spell on that bitch Victoria with his hypnotic eyes. Not only is Victoria allergic to cupcakes now, but Stains has banished her to the cupcake field. Don't fuck with Stains.
Where is he now? Probably still trying to eat those cupcakes with his eyes.
Why is he HS of the Week? Because any bitch who can restrain themselves from an eating a cupcake for that long deserves every accolade this world has to offer. And Stains and Spaghetti Cat totally need to star in a remake of Milo & Otis.
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