"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon
"The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance." -Benjamin Franklin
OMG! That duck hated that dog! Poor doggy!
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
rofl "That daggone goose mess you you, girl?"
Stupid canadian geese, they're always batshit
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
swans have nasty tempers too. i once saw a daddy swan attack a rower. the idiot geese built their swan right by where all the rowers had to go by to get to the river, and every time one went by, the goose would flap his wings like mad and run on the water before lunging at the rowers. he must have done it 20 times a day. most of the rowers managed to swerve to the side to avoid him but the one i saw didn't and freaked out and jumped into the water.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
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