I don't have that many guy friends, but the ones I do are very weird. Anyway my mate called me about 10 minutes ago to see if I wanted to go into the city tomorrow and somehow we got on the topic of dogs and he told me that his dog had been sick this afternoon. And then he said, and I quote this exactly: "It's probably because I let him lick my cock."
We didn't go further into it, all I did was pause and then laugh and then we went on to another discussion, but it stuck in my mind. If it's true... that poor dog! I can't help but find it all a little funny, but sick as well!!
Man, what is wrong with people!?!?