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    Default How to properly hug a baby

    First, spy a baby.



    Second, be sure that the object you spied is indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.



    Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.



    ** Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.

    The paw slide -- simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up:



    Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality:

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    Aww that is so cute! Is this your babe and pup?
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    No, I am not the owner of either the baby or the dog....someone sent me these photos and I thought they were so cute I wanted to share them.

    I'd love to have the dog, though! (You can have the baby... )

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    too cute!! giant dogs and babies always make me smile.

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    I have seen this before, but I still get a smile on my face when I see it.
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    Awwwww; that made me all warm and fuzzy.

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    That 3rd pic of the baby being flattened had me laughing but only after seeing it was ok in the following pics
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    awwwww thats so cute

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    they look so happy together

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    That is so incredibly adorable!
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    My little Pug loves kids so much, she wants to just give them bear hugs. We don't have kids, but our neighbors little ones just love her, too! it's cute.

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    Aww. It makes me miss our dog. That dog worshipped the ground my 2yo walked on, and was hysterically evil to our 4yo (she loved to see him throw fits, so she would steal his toys. She literally looked like she was laughing at him).

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    OMG, that is too adorable. That little guy will have a friend for life.

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