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    Default Come to Australia!!! Land-o-death!!

    This is why I love oz

    http://www.usq.edu.au/users/weppner/dangerous/index.htm

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    Attaboy Evil, scare the septics off............ (PS is that link your school project before you had the sexchange "Rebecca"? Anyway, the list of things that will kill you in a heartbeat is WAY longer than that).
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    I think this song accuratly sums this thread up:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE


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    On a positive note, you guys also have some of the cutest animals.

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Love the song Sleuth (and the Scared Weird Little Guys).

    One of our fave family craptastic singalong songs is Schnappi Das Kleine Krocodil http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBj1EIBOg8 only we sing about Schtabby Das Kleine Stingen Ray
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    ever heard a horny koala in mating season before? yeah thats cute!! they make the most awful pyschotic grunting sounds - hard to imagine that looking at those cute faces


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    And most female koalas have chronic chlamydia ...........
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    wow we make good ambassadors for Australia - our animals are deadly, and our cute ones are horny little infectious demons! Come to Australia you might accidently get killed!!

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    Good god, I'm never visiting. I fucking hate spiders, and those are just the little bitty garden variety.

    These things would have me shrieking like a little girl and running full tilt to the nearest airport.
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    Oh come on Grimm - If you restricted your 'tourist activity' to the Kings Cross area of Sydney you'd find plenty of things to keep you distracted. Evil could give you a guided tour!
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Oh come on Grimm - If you restricted your 'tourist activity' to the Kings Cross area of Sydney you'd find plenty of things to keep you distracted. Evil could give you a guided tour!

    I think I am more scared of that place than the animals! It is of my opinion worse things can bite you at the Cross!

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    Not being from Oz, I don't get it
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    Kings Cross is the red light district of Sydney

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    ewww

    I'll have a go with EM, but not with any window-display prostisluts
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    Come when the Mardi Gras is on.. Kings Cross comes alive

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